Posts Tagged ‘Uniforms’

Funny Porn Voice Overs

Saturday, January 21st, 2012 by admin

twinks in uniform

twinks in uniform

I added a preview video of “Junior Cadets – Big Brother” to the blog the other day. Have you seen it? It’s definitely got some camp elements to it, stemming from the voice-over dialogue that was added later. The three actors doing the dialogue may not have been in the same room at the same time when they recorded the voice track. They don’t seem to have any connection to each other, often just talking over the others, and it’s pretty much unscripted.

Some of the unintentionally funny lines that come out it are:

“Hey, what’re you doing to my ass?”
“Why do you care?”

“This guy’s gonna come in my back door. Hope it’s a stiff one.”

But, to me, it’s the thick New York accent of the one guy who is obviously much older than the character he is portraying that is the funniest. Scroll down to the preview clip and see for yourself. And there is more hilarity in the VIP Room!

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Junior Cadets – Big Brother

Thursday, January 19th, 2012 by admin

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There is a whole mixture of themes and fetishes thrown together in this movie I just added to the VIP Room. In “Junior Cadets – Big Brother”, two young students at a military academy are hanging out in their dorm. One of them gets a visit from his big brother, a blond muscle boy in a very trendy 70’s style print shirt.

The roommate takes a shower then comes back wearing just a towel. While big brother is watching, little brother starts sucking off the roommate, but it doesn’t take long for big brother to join in.

Here is my list of fetishes, just from that short description:

-uniforms
-twinks
-incest

Oh, and I forgot about the John Denver poster on the wall. Now there’s a fetish!

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The Defiled Facist

Tuesday, January 3rd, 2012 by admin

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gay Nazi porn

I’ve really been looking forward to adding this magazine to the site! The concept is really twisted and the sex itself is really kinky and pretty edgy. The Defiled Facist starts with a hot hairy blond reading an erotic book and jacking off to stories about sadistic Nazis. He starts to daydream about a hot leather scene involving getting his ass tortured by a blond storm trooper in uniform with high boots, jodhpurs, Nazi helmet and a swastika armband. The Nazi shoves an inflatable balloon up his ass, clamps him with clothes pins and tortures his tits with a riding crop.

Suddenly, a ruddy faced leather guy enters the scene and grabs the Nazi around the throat. Now the tables are turned! The leather man and hunky bear cub defile the Nazi facist by fucking him with a plexiglass dildo, then shoving a string of ben-wa balls up his ass. Just like in the movies!

The interesting part of this magazine is, if this were a movie rather than a print magazine, it would be illegal to distribute because the models are bound while getting penetrated! There 70 marginally legal shots from the super sexy and twisted SM scene in the VIP Room.

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Twinks In Uniforms

Sunday, January 1st, 2012 by admin

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bareback twinks in uniforms

Twinks fans have very specific taste. So do guys that are into uniforms. Twink fans like them fresh and nubile with no body fat and no hair. Uniform fans either go for the very polished, formal look or the very dirty, torn and gruff look. A movie I just added to the VIP Room covers a lot of those specific fetishes and it’s called “Junior Cadets – After The Movies”. The boys look very sharp in their cadet uniforms, but they don’t stay in them very long. They quickly strip down to white undershirts and white jockey shorts for the photos, but when the movie starts, they are already naked.

Fortunately, this particular gallery includes both the 8 minute scene (with sound!) and a set of photos from a magazine published to promote the movie! It a fetish wonderland for a variety of proud perverts!

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More Muscle Punk Dress Up

Wednesday, December 15th, 2010 by admin

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vintage gay porn

A few months ago I created a gallery in the VIP Room with a movie called “Muscle Punk Dress Up”. Well, guess what? I found some pictures that go along with it! The original producer of the movie put out a magazine to promote it and I finally found a copy!

If you click the link below, you’ll see a trailer for the scene you’ll notice it incorporated a bit of amateur, primitive, and impromptu use of fetish clothing as the primary niche. Leather, Levi’s, uniforms and all the classic macho trappings get taken for a whirl. From the looks of it, the film maker brought over two hot new models and took them out to the garage to pick out some costumes for their big gay porn debut. Since there was probably nothing planned, they just took the camera with them out to the garage to make sure they didn’t miss anything “good”.

Rimjobs are exchanged, they switch places, and clothes magically appear and disappear. A high school letter jacket, leather chaps, leather motorcycle jacket, mechanic jumpsuit, and black wife-beaters all make their brief appearances. Clothing fetishes for the whole family!

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More Double-Teamed Sailor

Sunday, September 12th, 2010 by admin

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After viewing the trailer, you can join the VIP Room to see the whole movie, but here is a plot summary:

Picking up where we left off with the mysterious faux-sailor stalking a quiet suburban neighborhood, the boys enter the house to allow the sailor to shower. (Wasn’t he already wet from the hose? Wasn’t that why he was invited in?

While he’s drying off and parting his non-regulation haircut, please take note of two full shelves of men’s cologne in the background. (How many men these days have even one bottle of cologne?) Abs boy walks in while the bathroom door is open, sees him naked, and is overcome with lust. It’s slow and seductive, but in no time, he’s got the Navy boy’s dick in his mouth.

As the scene gets heated they decide to move it to the bedroom. Taking sailor boy by the hand they enter what looks like Liberace’s bedroom and find a beautiful round ass sleeping on the bed. The butt cheeks are tenderly caressed to arouse him from his sleep. The sleeper sees the naked roommate and the mysterious stranger, and it brings a smile to his peachfuzz mustache.

Abs boy pushes the sailor and his raging hard-on right into the waiting mouth of the roommate, and the dance commences. From here it’s hard to tell who is doing what to whom, but they swap blowjobs, and stick their dicks into each one another’s butt holes, with a finale side-by-side ejaculations.

Hard cocks, firm natural bodies, outstanding abs, good camera work, fucking, sucking, rimming and a goofy plot. What’s not to love!

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Double-Teamed Sailor

Friday, September 10th, 2010 by admin

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This preview clip is footage that most people just skip over to get to the hardcore stuff but I think it’s quaint and funny! It’s the opening segment of a movie I just added to the VIP Room called “Double-Teamed Sailor”. (The segment is actually longer and even more awkward in the full movie!)

A sailor finds himself wandering a quiet suburban neighborhood with no traffic and no pedestrians. For some unknown reason, he’s standing alone with one leg perched on top a fire hydrant waiting for someone or something. He gets impatient and crosses two corners walking past a hot young stud watering his lawn wearing hot pants.

This is where it gets good, but first a few rhetorical questions.

Why is the “sailor” hanging out there? Why is an active duty sailor allowed to have hair grown over his ears? Why are his pants so short they don’t cover his ankles? And most importantly, how on earth did the guy in hot pants gets those amazing abs?

Moving on, the abs boy doesn’t notice the sailor when he steps on something barefoot and accidentally points the hose at him. Horrors! His uniform got wet, oh no! Quick, come into the house, Mister strange-looking sailor stalking the neighborhood so you can take off those wet clothes. You wouldn’t want those bell bottom pants to shrink any shorter than they already are!

As you can predict, the party starts when they go indoors and meet the roommate. Join the VIP Room and take  a look at “Double-Teamed Sailor” for more fun.

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Jail Sex

Saturday, September 4th, 2010 by admin

Gays In Prison

I love this artwork! I don’t know who drew it, and there was only one piece of sketch art inserted into a magazine I just added to the VIP Room called Gays In Prison. The hairy, muscly cop is so iconically gay erotic, it’s a real turn on. Become a VIP Member to discover more gems like this!

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Gays In Prison

Thursday, September 2nd, 2010 by admin

Gays In Prison

Gays In Prison

Gay porn movies that portray prison scenes are some of the most predictably phony set-ups on film. I have yet to meet anyone in real life that admits to having a fetish for prison sex, and even if they did, they probably had never actually been inside a prison. For some reason, prison scenes have always been a staple of the gay porn repertoire.

Why prison scenes? Here’s the real reasons:

-Men like sex in dirty, dark places that induce fear.

-Men like to see dominance and submission, whether they are giving or taking. The perceived power exchange between guards and prisoners fulfill those characterizations.

-Uniforms are a fetish, particularly any variation of cops, to which correctional officers are included.

The VIP Room has a 12 minute movie of two husky cops fucking in a jail cell and the pictures here are from a gallery of photos I just added called Gays In Prison. The two rough trade guys in the fake prison cell start off jerking off alone in their cells, and eventually get around to fucking each other, ending with sweet embraces. That sounds pretty viable, doesn’t it? NOT!

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Cowboys Demonstrate Brown Leather Toys

Wednesday, June 30th, 2010 by admin

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I discovered another very rare vintage gay porn movie that is not the usual format for a porn movie. Even though it came from sometime in the mid-seventies when the “format” for porn movies was still in the process of being developed, this one was an oddity even then. After a few minutes of watching this movie it became this that this is essentially a “demonstration catalog” for leather sex toys. But what makes it even more unusual is that the leather harnesses, ball stretchers, cock rings, etc. being demonstrated are not black leather but brown leather!

Black leather associated with kinky gay sex mostly comes from an aesthetic of urban motorcycle chic with some cross over to military and police uniforms. Back in the 70’s I recall there was more of a distinction between bars and groups that catered to the “Levi/Leather” crowd vs. the “SM Leather” crowd. The scene has changed in that everything has gotten more mainstream and “anything goes”.  The old guard maintained strict dress codes for bars and club events on the pretense of setting a specific erotic tone. Those dress codes were later challenged and dismissed due in part to inclusionary political correctness, and in part a need for expanding creativity.

These leather products were apparently aimed and rural types as well as cowboy wannabes, but the market for erotic leather gear in shades of brown did not catch on. Why? Is there ever any reason why some fashions catch on and others don’t? No! Blame it partially on the avalanche of gays moving out of rural areas to big cities like LA, San Francisco, New York and Chicago in the late 70’s and succumbing to the desire to be chic and urbane rather than country bumpkins.

Without getting too deep into gay history and politics, let’s talk about this particular movie. Richard Locke is one of the hot cowboys that appear in this movie to demonstrate leather gear. You may know him from the big classic Joe Gage movies of the era, LA Tool and Die, Kansas City Trucking and El Paso Wrecking Company. Throughout the 20 minute “motion picture catalog”, each product demonstration is done as it would be in a sex scene. Lots of studded cock cages, things to stretch the balls with hanging weights, often using horse shoes.

Richard Locke and his equally sexy daddy partner make this an unusual visual treat for cowboy fans and hardcore sex toy fans in many interesting scenarios in a barn and out in the corral.

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