Twinks fans have very specific taste. So do guys that are into uniforms. Twink fans like them fresh and nubile with no body fat and no hair. Uniform fans either go for the very polished, formal look or the very dirty, torn and gruff look. A movie I just added to the VIP Room covers a lot of those specific fetishes and it’s called “Junior Cadets – After The Movies”. The boys look very sharp in their cadet uniforms, but they don’t stay in them very long. They quickly strip down to white undershirts and white jockey shorts for the photos, but when the movie starts, they are already naked.
Fortunately, this particular gallery includes both the 8 minute scene (with sound!) and a set of photos from a magazine published to promote the movie! It a fetish wonderland for a variety of proud perverts!
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I seldom make a major score like this, but when I am able to find a 70’s porn movie with sound, it’s a big deal, but when I also find a magazine layout to go with it, that’s cause for celebration!
I’ve had an old 1970’s magazine called Junior Cadets No. 4 on the site since I first launched it, and I knew I had some 8mm films that went with it. I never got around to transferring the 8mm films, but was certainly on my list. Low and behold, I found a copy of the same movies on VHS, and best of all they have sound! Well, sort of. It’s one of those really tacky voice-over jobs that they did for the theaters.
Those bad voice-over jobs were nothing more than grunts and groans and campy dirty talk added later by guys that weren’t even in the movie. Most times, it sounded like the two guys doing the voice over weren’t even in the same room when they recorded it. Plus, they added copyright free music underneath, which in this case happened to be light and airy jazzy elevator music with flute! (Flutes get me hot and bothered everytime!)
Hey, nobody promised you this site was high art! I think it’s charming to see how porn was presented in the early days. Think of it as a time capsule.
Enough of the boring stuff, here’s what happens in the scene. Apparently, the producer bought a couple military cadet uniforms at the Army Navy Surplus store and dressed up some local twinks in them, even if they had long, un-military haircuts. (Very Justin Bieber.) He snapped a few photos at a movie theater in their uniforms then ran them all back to grandma’s living room to fuck on the couch. (With the rhinestone necklaces in picture frames and crystal knick knacks everywhere, it HAD to be grandma’s house!)
The twinks had a three way, but there were only two voices on the soundtrack oohing and aaahing. Then one said, “Oops, I came too soon.” Pretty funny, but it was the only bit of audio that matched up with the visual!
The guys are all, young, skinny and smooth and one is uncut, so I think there will be some perverted fans that get into this one. See the whole movie in the VIP Room.
I’ve ranted about this before, but there are guys who just like big dicks regardless of what’s attached to it. If it’s a huge cock, it doesn’t matter if the face is pockmarked or the body is emaciated. A big dick is all that’s important.
So, for those fans, I bring you this monster dick, but I also want you to move your eyes up a bit higher and notice the cute face and fabulous shag haircut that goes along with that big dick. Get your mind out of the crotch once in a while and you might find something nice!
I think you’ll like the new twink movie I just added to the VIP Room. It has a loose premise of a horny telephone repair man meeting a blond twink. They are both young, smooth chested and have tight bodies. Vintage gay porn fans will also get a chuckle out of the longish hair on the guys, especially the cute blond top with his curly locks.
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The second runner up for “most cliched porn script device” (after “pizza delivery boy”) is undoubtedly the telephone repairman. In the 80’s it switched to “cable TV installer”, but “plumber” is always going to be around.
“Climbing Poles”, the new movie added to the VIP Room, involves that proverbial telephone repairman, but only for a very brief moment. It probably took longer to put the costume on. But when he lumbers into the scene carrying his big tool belt, we walks straight up to the curly haired blond twink sunbathing by the pool and starts sucking him off without hesitation. You barely get to see the iconic fetish gear before he’s getting hot and heavy with the twinky homeowner.
The outdoor sucking is short, too, as they quickly make their way into the house to continue the 69ing on the living room floor. After rimming and fingering the butt of the pole-climber, the blond twink inserts his big cock into the union worker and fucks him PUC regulator (whatever that means…)
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I don’t know much about this movie, but what do you really need to know, anyway? It’s got three very good looking guys, and they all have remarkably big dicks. Unlike most movies, rather than the usual format of suck-rim-fuck-cum, this one starts right off with some good old anal fucking right at the get-go.
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This movie is kind of a marketing and creative mess. Though 8mm films generally have no story line, this one was obviously slapped together with footage that was just laying around. But the footage is really hot, despite that fact.
It starts out with a close-up of just a hand tweeking a nipple, then slowing running down to a soft cock. The establishing shot shows two trim, but shapely twinks sucking, fucking and rimming. The action is more intense than you normally see, and although there are some good camera angles, there are also some very bad camera angles, including a zoom that is completely out of focus.
One element that makes this movie unique is a rare occurrence of a hands-free cum shot. In contemporary porn, Kristen Bjorn has made that his signature, and takes great pains to stage those hands-free cum shots. The slip-shod nature of this movie doesn’t warrant that kind of finesse, so it must have been spontaneous.
Though I cut it out of the full length clip in the VIP Room, there was a 2 second blackout as the movie transitioned to a completely different scene with different models. (A blackout that long can be excruciating in porn.) A short transition “device” was plopped in showing two naked guys answering the door, a guy hurriedly walks in, marches right up to one guy and plants a kiss on him. That 5 second segment then switches to a third set of guys on a couch in a different setting. Just as this scene is getting hot and heavy, the film ends abruptly!
I thought that something got mixed up when I had the 8mm film transferred, so I researched this film under its original title. The review describes the same disjointed juxtaposition of scenes as my copy! If that’s how the film was originally marketed and distributed, I bet the original purchasers of that movie must have really felt ripped off. However, like I said earlier, there are some interesting and very erotic moments in this mish-mash of footage, so enjoy it for what it is.
The guy in the long blond hair is certainly pleased with all that cum splattered all over his face! By the look on his face, he seems to be enjoying fooling around with those two equally hot hunks tremendously. And why wouldn’t he? Just look at those guys – young, trim, and clean-cut, with big fat cocks. Go for it, gurl!
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As the scene begins, two young slender guys are sucking cocks in the 69 position in a barn. Another guy in white tank top, jeans and V-shaped chest approaches the barn with a determined stride. He finds a hole in the wall and sees the two guys fooling around inside. He stays and watches as they go from sucking to fucking. Eventually, the voyeur gets horny and strips naked as he starts jacking off to the hot scene inside. Everyone ejaculates and all is right with the world.
It’s a short scene of unknown origin but appears to be from the early 1970’s. The copy I obtained was in black and white but I had to adjust the brightness and contrast to get better picture quality. You can see the entire scene (without looking through a peephole!) by becoming a VIP Member.
Though this picture is vintage gay porn from the 1960’s, the model certainly fits the type that would be posing in Calvin Klein underwear today. Or better yet, I could see Calvin Klein sticking his face into this guy’s underwear, he’s certainly Calvin’s type. Notice the resemblance to the 67 year old designer’s 20 year old boyfriend Nick Gruber, who has done some recent gay porn modeling himself.
But then again, this vintage guy looks like pretty much every Calvin Klein model…
I am in love with this picture, and there is so much to love! Leopard skin bedspread, the Pompadour hairdo piled high on his head, the hairy legs, and most of all, the focus of this picture is the amazing set of abs. I don’t know about you, but my eyes go right to that six pack.
I’ve been looking at so much porn, especially vintage gay porn, that I tend to look for the unusual things in the background, too.
The set of weights on the floor were the exact same Ted Williams set I got from Sears in the 1960’s (I still have the dumbbells.) I still don’t know who Ted Williams was, though.
The green variegated sheet of Plexiglas in the background was very stylish for DIY home renovation at the time, so I’m sure it looked very hip to the photographer.
The plastic 50’s style orange table lamp is dreamy, sitting on top of a mahogany console stereo shows someone had money.
This yummy young bad boy is featured in a magazine I just scanned and added to the VIP Room called “Slick Cocks Volume 3″. There is a whole spread of this same muscle boy posing and lifting weights. Be still my heart.
