This is a 2011 parody of the movies by Old Reliable, produced and starring a pair of muscle bear comics called Dick and Duane. It’s not uproariously funny, but it’s pretty accurate to the style of Old Reliable. I could never get into that appeal of rough trade, especially the dangerous types that David Hurles featured in his movies. But in his last remaining days on Earth, there has been an outpouring of support for his contributions to the industry.

I’ve been following the antics of Dick and Duane on Facebook for a while, and they have quite a story. They met when they were kids, joined the military together, became stand-up comics together, took steroids together (allegedly) and have been a couple ever since.

Maybe now someone will have some appreciation for the real vintage gay porn.

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Wrists and ankles tied to a wooden stocks with tit clamps, balls up your ass, and clothes pins around your crotch. Some people like that! And other people just like to see someone in that position. What a bunch of twisted fucks! And I bet you’re getting an erection thinking about it, too. Well, just wait till you get a set of passwords to the VIP Room to see the rest!

Oh, and with those passwords you get to see hours and hours of pre-condom videos and 10’s of thousands of x-rated photos scanned from hundreds of magazines.

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I’ve really been looking forward to adding this magazine to the site! The concept is really twisted and the sex itself is really kinky and pretty edgy. The Defiled Facist starts with a hot hairy blond reading an erotic book and jacking off to stories about sadistic Nazis. He starts to daydream about a hot leather scene involving getting his ass tortured by a blond storm trooper in uniform with high boots, jodhpurs, Nazi helmet and a swastika armband. The Nazi shoves an inflatable balloon up his ass, clamps him with clothes pins and tortures his tits with a riding crop.

Suddenly, a ruddy faced leather guy enters the scene and grabs the Nazi around the throat. Now the tables are turned! The leather man and hunky bear cub defile the Nazi facist by fucking him with a plexiglass dildo, then shoving a string of ben-wa balls up his ass. Just like in the movies!

The interesting part of this magazine is, if this were a movie rather than a print magazine, it would be illegal to distribute because the models are bound while getting penetrated! There 70 marginally legal shots from the super sexy and twisted SM scene in the VIP Room.

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Sex toys are supposed to be fun. Look at what this leather guy has hanging on his wall. A Medieval torture device. Ouch. No rough trade for me.

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This scene is another segment from the DVD, “Vintage Bareback: Underground Kink Volume 2″. The DVD is available for purchase from Porn Team, but paid members of this site can watch the whole 13 minute scene in the VIP Room.

This is a classic dungeon scene with a six hardcore fetish players penetrating guys who are bound at the wrists and ankles. As one guy in the forefront sucks another while bound at the wrists, a leather top whips and fondles the round ass of a submissive male while attached to a St. Andrew’s Cross.

They change partners, and one couple becomes the focus as they suck each other in the 69 position, but only long enough to prepare a butt hole for penetration. We’re treated to a long, contemplative scene of a disembodied dick buried between two round, furry butt cheeks. He fucks him like a pile driver and pulls out just in time to cum all over the bottom’s butt. The bearded top daddy turns over and sucks the bottom almost to orgasm, but the scene ends abruptly as the camera appears to have run out of film!

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Here is a sample preview clip of a 10 minute movie I just added to the VIP Room called “Barroom Ballers”. It’s a very hot scene and I think you will enjoy it!

The setting is a staircase inside an authentically dark, cruisey gay bar. Two very similar looking butch Puerto Rican guys with neatly trimmed facial hair are exchanging blowjobs on the stairs. One wears a tight white t-shirt from Club Baths, the other wears a snug blue shirt with a NYPD logo. An extremely hairy ass gets fingered between giving a LOT of blowjobs to each other before they finally commence fucking on the stairs. The one with the NYPD t-shirt has a really fat cock and shows his pleasure in very expressive facial expressions.  A tall, blond bartender comes over to stop them, but they pull him into the action and it quickly becomes a three-way.

After stripping down completely, the action moves to a round wooden spool used as a table in the bar. The smooth skinned bartender becomes the pig bottom for the two hairy butch guys and they all give gushing cum shots in surprisingly clear picture quality and deep, saturated color.

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As a follow up to a blog item I posted yesterday (Nothing Much Has Changed), I really got a laugh out of some of the photo captions in “Sex Play – A Gay Marital Guide“. The pseudo scholarly text (in the form of a gay porn magazine) explains in graphic detail some really obvious statements about gay sex. For instance, the photo above says,

“A large penis is highly desirable in male relationships.”

Well, no shit, Sherlock! Did you get your PhD by discovering that little know fact? And how about the ludicrous (but still kinda hot…) caption below:

“The thought of anal penetration fills some men with fear.”

Well what about the fear of getting cruised by some rough trade or Chip from “My Three Sons” in an outdoor bathroom?

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There are a ton of old porn magazines with “Gloryhole” in the title, but this one is “Gloryhole Studs“. It features two couples, one a pair of blond twinks, the other a matching set of rough trade daddies.

For those who are not familiar with the term “gloryhole”, it refers to a literal hole-in-a-wall where men could engage in anonymous oral sex in a public place. One sticks his dick through the hole and waits for someone to suck on it, therein finding glory in the attempt.

It never occurred to me till just now, but I have a feeling that the days of gloryholes are just about over. Public bathrooms are no longer built with wooden stalls, and no one would take the risk of bringing power tools into a rest stop john to drill through concrete or steel.

Another factor is the demise of sex clubs and bath houses. The popularity of those types of businesses has declined dramatically, at first from fear of disease, but now it’s just plain economics to blame.

And finally, guys of this generation don’t engage in the kind of anonymous sex we did in my generation. Everyone today hooks up through dating sites, so you at least have a profile or email address to trace, and they don’t generally have sex in public places.

With the demise of gloryholes in real life, you can still experience the suspense and excitement of a chance encounter by getting a VIP membership to look at the 62 photos from “Gloryhole Studs”.

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My latest vintage gay porn movie, “Vintage Bareback: Underground Kink Volume 1” is now available on both DVD and Video On Demand. In partnership with the largest adult online digital service, viewers can now watch this rare footage as pay per view for as little as 8 cents a minute.

“Vintage Bareback: Underground Kink Volume 1” contains extremely rare footage that is not available anywhere else on DVD and probably never got released on VHS either. Originally shot on film to only be shown in XXX theaters nearly 40 years ago. A small run of 8mm copies were distributed discretely through mail order, but as a consumer product, the 8mm and Super 8 format never achieved a fraction of the impact that VHS or DVD, so this rare footage is truly a treasure!

The three distinct segments of this package each represent a different variety of deviate sex on film.

The first segment, “Hard Wares” depicts a dungeon scene that may be disturbing even to jaded contemporary audiences. Shot in black and white with dim lighting and dark shadows, the twisted experiments of frightening SM techniques are further heightened with an addition of suspenseful cinematic music.

The second segment, “Self-Suck Demo”, is almost a piece of performance art. Also shot in black and white, but with a single stationary camera, it’s an examination of how a limber young man with a hairy chest is able to insert his dick into his own mouth. After demonstrating that he can ejaculate from this position, he then takes it one step further to piss in his mouth, too.

And finally, in what may be the rarest footage of all, “Cowboys In Leather” may never have even been shown in theaters. Shot as a product demonstration movie for a SM leather products distributor, it’s really an X-rated “infomercial” for western style cock rings, ball stretchers and sex toys. Though mostly hardcore, it probably wasn’t intended to be shown in theaters because of it’s commercial nature, and certainly not likely to have been released on VHS. But it stars leather daddy Richard Locke in very explicit demonstrations of how to use the company’s products with another hot cowboy.

“Vintage Bareback: Underground Kink Volume 1” can be seen right now at the Vintage Bareback Theater, but vintage film collectors will want to purchase their own copy on DVD from PornTeam.com.

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