Twinks fans have very specific taste. So do guys that are into uniforms. Twink fans like them fresh and nubile with no body fat and no hair. Uniform fans either go for the very polished, formal look or the very dirty, torn and gruff look. A movie I just added to the VIP Room covers a lot of those specific fetishes and it’s called “Junior Cadets – After The Movies”. The boys look very sharp in their cadet uniforms, but they don’t stay in them very long. They quickly strip down to white undershirts and white jockey shorts for the photos, but when the movie starts, they are already naked.

Fortunately, this particular gallery includes both the 8 minute scene (with sound!) and a set of photos from a magazine published to promote the movie! It a fetish wonderland for a variety of proud perverts!

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I seldom make a major score like this, but when I am able to find a 70’s porn movie with sound, it’s a big deal, but when I also find a magazine layout to go with it, that’s cause for celebration!

I’ve had an old 1970’s magazine called Junior Cadets No. 4 on the site since I first launched it, and I knew I had some 8mm films that went with it. I never got around to transferring the 8mm films, but was certainly on my list. Low and behold, I found a copy of the same movies on VHS, and best of all they have sound! Well, sort of. It’s one of those really tacky voice-over jobs that they did for the theaters.

Those bad voice-over jobs were nothing more than grunts and groans and campy dirty talk added later by guys that weren’t even in the movie. Most times, it sounded like the two guys doing the voice over weren’t even in the same room when they recorded it. Plus, they added copyright free music underneath, which in this case happened to be light and airy jazzy elevator music with flute! (Flutes get me hot and bothered everytime!)

Hey, nobody promised you this site was high art! I think it’s charming to see how porn was presented in the early days. Think of it as a time capsule.

Enough of the boring stuff, here’s what happens in the scene. Apparently, the producer bought a couple military cadet uniforms at the Army Navy Surplus store and dressed up some local twinks in them, even if they had long, un-military haircuts. (Very Justin Bieber.) He snapped a few photos at a movie theater in their uniforms then ran them all back to grandma’s living room to fuck on the couch. (With the rhinestone necklaces in picture frames and crystal knick knacks everywhere, it HAD to be grandma’s house!)

The twinks had a three way, but there were only two voices on the soundtrack oohing and aaahing. Then one said, “Oops, I came too soon.” Pretty funny, but it was the only bit of audio that matched up with the visual!

The guys are all, young, skinny and smooth and one is uncut, so I think there will be some perverted fans that get into this one. See the whole movie in the VIP Room.

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Two nearly forgotten pieces of gay culture come together here. The song is from the mysterious Camp records, which put out a series of gay-themed novelty songs in the 1960s. The video comes from the beefcake short “Room For One More.”

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After viewing the trailer, you can join the VIP Room to see the whole movie, but here is a plot summary:

Picking up where we left off with the mysterious faux-sailor stalking a quiet suburban neighborhood, the boys enter the house to allow the sailor to shower. (Wasn’t he already wet from the hose? Wasn’t that why he was invited in?

While he’s drying off and parting his non-regulation haircut, please take note of two full shelves of men’s cologne in the background. (How many men these days have even one bottle of cologne?) Abs boy walks in while the bathroom door is open, sees him naked, and is overcome with lust. It’s slow and seductive, but in no time, he’s got the Navy boy’s dick in his mouth.

As the scene gets heated they decide to move it to the bedroom. Taking sailor boy by the hand they enter what looks like Liberace’s bedroom and find a beautiful round ass sleeping on the bed. The butt cheeks are tenderly caressed to arouse him from his sleep. The sleeper sees the naked roommate and the mysterious stranger, and it brings a smile to his peachfuzz mustache.

Abs boy pushes the sailor and his raging hard-on right into the waiting mouth of the roommate, and the dance commences. From here it’s hard to tell who is doing what to whom, but they swap blowjobs, and stick their dicks into each one another’s butt holes, with a finale side-by-side ejaculations.

Hard cocks, firm natural bodies, outstanding abs, good camera work, fucking, sucking, rimming and a goofy plot. What’s not to love!

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This preview clip is footage that most people just skip over to get to the hardcore stuff but I think it’s quaint and funny! It’s the opening segment of a movie I just added to the VIP Room called “Double-Teamed Sailor”. (The segment is actually longer and even more awkward in the full movie!)

A sailor finds himself wandering a quiet suburban neighborhood with no traffic and no pedestrians. For some unknown reason, he’s standing alone with one leg perched on top a fire hydrant waiting for someone or something. He gets impatient and crosses two corners walking past a hot young stud watering his lawn wearing hot pants.

This is where it gets good, but first a few rhetorical questions.

Why is the “sailor” hanging out there? Why is an active duty sailor allowed to have hair grown over his ears? Why are his pants so short they don’t cover his ankles? And most importantly, how on earth did the guy in hot pants gets those amazing abs?

Moving on, the abs boy doesn’t notice the sailor when he steps on something barefoot and accidentally points the hose at him. Horrors! His uniform got wet, oh no! Quick, come into the house, Mister strange-looking sailor stalking the neighborhood so you can take off those wet clothes. You wouldn’t want those bell bottom pants to shrink any shorter than they already are!

As you can predict, the party starts when they go indoors and meet the roommate. Join the VIP Room and take  a look at “Double-Teamed Sailor” for more fun.

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I titled this movie “Muscle Punk Dress-Up” because it incorporated a bit of amateur, primitive, and impromptu use of fetish clothing as the primary niche. Leather, Levi’s, uniforms and all the classic macho trappings get taken for a whirl. From the looks of it, the film maker brought over two hot new models and took them out to the garage to pick out some costumes for their big gay porn debut. Since there was probably nothing planned, they just took the camera with them out to the garage to make sure they didn’t miss anything “good”.

They starting digging around in piles of junk like it was a low-end garage sale, trying on different outfits to find something “hot” to wear for their scene. Plans for shooting in the house folded as the boys couldn’t keep their hands off each other. The mustached daddy put on a military uniform while the punk was still shyly wearing the Levis jacket and pants he arrived in (a fetish look in itself). They start kissing and grabbing ass, and someone starts putting his hands down the other guy’s pants. Next thing you know the cameraman is getting “artsy”,  shooting into the reflection of a hastily placed mirror showing the punk sucking on dad in uniform.

Rimjobs are exchanged, they switch places, and clothes magically appear and disappear. A high school letter jacket, leather chaps, leather motorcycle jacket, mechanic jumpsuit, and black wife-beaters all make their brief appearances. Clothing fetishes for the whole family!

It all ends in a big orgasm with dicks large enough to require two hands to handle those whoppers. “Muscle Punk Dress-Up” is a 14 minute vintage gay porn movie loop from the mid-1970’s with excellent color and manly, muscular models with natural bodies. You can see the whole movie only if you are a member of the VIP Room. (Passwords to Lavender Lounge are valid here, too!)

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Junior Cadets No. 4 is an action-packed magazine from the 1970’s with three distinct story lines. The first scene shows two lonely Cadets sitting in their dorm in full uniform looking bored until a civilian friend comes to visit. It must be his floral print shirt with horses and trees that get them turned on enough to engage in three way sex. Or maybe it’s the poster of John Denver on the wall that got them all hot and bothered!

Next is a solo scene with a tall, lanky guy with a giant cock pleasuring himself in a shower.

And to take full advantage of the uniform rental, two other guys wear the cadet uniforms to the movies and engage in some tearoom sex with the theater usher. After getting kicked out of the movies, they head back to their gay auntie’s living room complete with green shag carpeting and plaid couch. You’ve got to look closely at this example of interior desecration to fully appreciate it. For example, take a look at the crystal figurines that completely cover the coffee table, not to mention the rhinestone necklaces framed on the wall. Like I said, it must be someone’s gay auntie that lives there because it certainly wouldn’t be a military school barracks!

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This movie, “Hung Black Soldier”, is pretty self-explanatory. A black guy sits at a desk (a prop desk no doubt) across from a husky Latino guy. They look at each other seductively, then one walks around the desk and the action begins.

It takes a little license to assume these guys are supposed to be soldiers, but just play along, okay? Yes, he’s got some sort of Army style cap, but the “Army” pants are actually cut offs. Not regulation clothing, I’d imagine, but bear with me, it gets better. It’s all about seeing a big black cock in this movie and that’s what you get. He uses his big dick skillfully to fuck the Latin guy, you get to see his big round ass thrusting into the other guy effortlessly, then lays back on the desk and shoots his load onto his chest. See this 10 minute movie in its entirety by becoming a VIP Member of Vintage Bareback.

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