“Hotel Sexxx” is certainly not Four Star accommodations, in fact, it’s probably a SRO hotel (single room occupancy) in a bad neighborhood where everyone on the floor shares a bathroom. But even low end travelers deserve some peace and quiet at bedtime, but that’s not the case for our hero. The hairy little guy with long, long straight hair, pug nose, and chiseled abs looks very much like a young Brad Pitt around the time of “Thelma and Louise”.
But while he sits in bed in his underwear, willowy blond hair wisping in the slight breeze, he goes on diligently writing the next great American novel, but gets distracted by the sounds of sex going on in the next room. He puts his ear to the wall, both annoyed and turned on by the thought of spontaneous sex. Damn it, they’re making so much noise he can’t possibly write the next chapter, so he succumbs to jerking off to the symphony of sex next door.
As we peak into the next room, we find a pair of older, huskier daddies having manly sex in another cheap hotel room. An exterior establishing shot of the hotel inserted at an odd place only helps to confirm the seediness of this location. The two hairy daddies, butt fucking like rabbits, are completely oblivious when a third man enters the room. The new arrival is a tall, thin black gentleman in a sport coat and tie, which he removes ever so slowly while the other two continue engaging in unprotected anal sex.
But what about our hero, little Brad Pitt? Listening through the wall proves too much for him and he starts to rub his hand on his privates inside his tighty whities. If you have ever had fantasies of watching a young Brad Pitt jerking off, this my be the closest you’ll ever come, so that alone might be worth the price of admission!
The three big guys start out all laying on their right shoulders fucking asses. The first cum shot is a copious amount, shot onto the middle guy’s side, and them massaged in like lotion. The next cum shots come from a guy who looks disturbingly like comedian David Brenner, followed by the black guy. I was too distracted by the authentic 1970’s style watchband on his wrist to notice his performance, though.
The one sad part about this movie is the film seems to run out before we get to see the Brad Pitt look a like shoot his load. No doubt that part got watched so many times the film must have dissolved. There is still a good 11 minutes of film available in the VIP Room in glorious black and white.
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