57 new images from a magazine called Hard To Take have been added to the VIP Room. If you could see the paisley couch along side that awful green plaid couch, you’ll know why it’s called Hard to Take
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Are They Fucking On A Dead Animal?
Monday, March 21st, 2011 by admin
Is that REAL FUR? OMG, they are NOT fucking on dead animals! My, my how times have changed.
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It’s A Dildo In A Pillow!
Thursday, January 13th, 2011 by admin
Oh, if only there were infomercials when this product came out! I can see them selling this one for hours on QVC! But what is it? Why, it’s a dildo in a throw pillow, that’s what! Every home should have one on their sofa! You could be sitting there watching Oprah, getting comfortable, and suddenly you get the urge to stick something rubber in your mouth – or your ass! With the Peter Pillow, it’s all right there! It’s pillow and a sex toy all in one! And this attractive, blond young man shows that you really need two!
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The Peter Pillow
Thursday, January 6th, 2011 by admin
I’ve been so deluged with vintage gay porn magazines and movies, there is getting to be a bit of a lag between the time I receive them and the time when I add them to the site. I recently got so excited that I jumped the gun and put up a teaser shot from a magazine called, “Peter Pillow”. No, that’s not someone’s Nom de Porn name. It’s a magazine that demonstrates a product that has a dildo attached to a sofa pillow! Yeah, really! A greasy, slimey dildo inside a pillow that sits on the same couch your grandma uses when she visits! Send me two!
There is so many stupid sex toys out there for sale, but this is one of the weirdest. Since it’s so weird and hard to describe, they created this whole magazine using cute guys to demonstrate how it works.
Despite the product being a guaranteed loser, the most redeeming thing about this photo spread it the wallpaper and sheets. Aren’t they just to die for? I am awarding the maximum Style Points to this magazine! Polyester pants, shag carpet, bold graphics, and that wallpaper! Oy!
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Extra Style Points Awarded
Monday, November 15th, 2010 by admin
I am awarding extra Style Points for this one:
-Shag Carpet
-Danish Modern Couch
-Greaser hair cut
-Swag curtains
-Fern
-Avocado Green color scheme
Stupid Sex Toy #567 – The Peter Pillow
Tuesday, October 5th, 2010 by admin
It never ceases to amaze me how many down right stupid sex toys are available today. And it never ceases to amaze me how many stupid people are out there to buy that stuff and then don’t know what to do with it. The Derrick and Romaine Show on Sirius radio devote a good portion of the week answering the same stupid question, “How do I go about sticking a piece of rubber into my ass?”
But then I got a copy of this vintage gay porn magazine called “Peter Pillow”. I bought it cause I liked the graphics, not knowing what the magazine was about. Turns out, “Peter Pillow” is not a person’s name, it’s the name of a sex toy from the 1970’s. And get this, it’s a throw cushion for the couch that looks like a pair of pants, and when you unzip it, a dildo comes out! Get it now? The Peter Pillow!
The entire magazine, with photos and written description, is a demonstration manual on how to properly use The Peter Pillow! Wow! I was already sold on the shag carpet, brocade couch, and retro-futuristic wall paper, but then they bring out dildo cushions in hot pink and avocado green! Oh my, I think I need to lie down…
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The Gayest Living Room Ever
Thursday, August 26th, 2010 by admin
Is this the gayest living room ever? Okay, here we go:
-And those two nelly fags… where do I begin? They put the Crisp in Quentin Crisp.
-I imagine the blond saw Paul Lynde on an episode of Bewitched and squealed, “I simply must have that baby blue neck scarf to go with my lime green button down Ban-lon shirt! Oh here, sweety, let me light that for you…”
-I wonder how long it took them to discover that the floral print couches didn’t match the floral striped wall paper?
-Thank god for the poster of the rough trade smoking a cigarette, it really helped butch-up the place!
-What is he saying in the photo insert? “OOOOoooooOOOO! He’s got a biiiig dick!”
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What’s Cookin’, Good Lookin’?
Saturday, August 21st, 2010 by admin
Yeah, campy humor, I know. But when you’re leaning on an antique wood burning stove getting your ass probed, clever lines escape me.
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No Holes Barred
Wednesday, August 18th, 2010 by admin
Maybe I’m the only one who notices these things (or cares) but part of the fun of collecting vintage gay porn is spotting things in the background. No Holes Barred is a magazine with a photo set that looks very familiar. I’ve seen that same plaid couch a couple times, and maybe even recognize one of the models, but there is no indication anywhere who shot it or where the location was.
I picked these two examples of things in the background most people would miss. First is the poster on the wall of Senator George McGovern. He was a Democratic presidential candidate in 1972 (lost to Richard Nixon) and somewhat of a liberal because he was against the Vietnam War. The youth backed him because they didn’t want to get drafted, so that’s why it was common to have his poster on the wall.
The other interesting thing you might miss in the second photo was the shoes. I had a pair of shoes exactly like those in 11th grade, and it wasn’t till I went on the Senior Class Trip to New York that I was able to find platform shoes with higher heels. Around the time these photos were taken, the really tall platform shoes for men were only worn by rock stars because they had to get them custom made. I was so proud to have the highest pair of platforms in my school that fall!
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Vintage Gay Fashion and Glamor
Wednesday, August 18th, 2010 by admin
“In fashion, one day you’re in, the next day you’re out.”
Part Two of my analysis of a new magazine I added to the VIP Room, “Muscleboy” from 1965 deals with the sociological aspects of some of the first emergence of gay identified fashion in magazines. Though this magazine was clearly geared to be the porn of it’s day (and really tame by today’s standards) it was a breakthrough to do a fashion spread (or editorial) with photos of obviously gay models wearing clothing that could purchased from an actual brick and mortar store. Again, this is from 1965, the era portrayed in Mad Men, when men’s fashion was very strict. To us, the clothes look goofy, but back then they must have thought they were from Mars!
The store was called “Town Squire” at 1318 Polk Street in San Francisco, the center of what was the gay neighborhood at that time. Just the fact that a store existed that openly catered to gay men is astounding. Innocent as it sounds, it was actually daring to put an address for such a business in print in a magazine like this during a period when employers and the government actually conducted witch hunts to find suspected homosexuals. And here’s an address where you could find them shopping!
And on a slightly related note, the blond guy in the fashion spreads also did some shots without wearing any fashionable clothes – or anything at all, as you can see below. Those eyes are some of the most seductive I’ve ever seen. Other than being adorable, I added this last photo as an example of what might have been defined as “glamor” to a young homosexual during the mid-60’s. Can you now see where Liberace got his taste?
