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Sometimes I like to publish pictures from vintage gay porn magazines simply because the photo is so absurd. Case in point, what the hell is going on in this photo? I have a lot of questions.
-Did the penis pump get stuck on his dick and he needed a cold shower to get it off?
-Is pumping his cock in the shower part of the turn-on?
-Is he douching his ass with a shower nozzle at the same time?
-Does Breck Shampoo make your hair dry and brittle, too?
-Where can I get those avocado green shower tiles?
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This makes me hungry.
That is a fine hairy chest, nice tight abs, and big fat cock. Yum. It’s from a movie now available in the VIP Room called “Barroom Ballers”.
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I don’t usually include captions when I crop pictures of vintage gay porn magazines for this site. First of all, they don’t usually have captions, and second, they’re not usually helpful. But I have learned so much from researching, collecting and archiving these important pieces of gay history, and this one in particular is so informative. Did you know:
“Fellatio is the most popular form of homosexual expression.”
Wow! I didn’t know that! And what about the strange mating rituals of the homosexualist? Did you know that if you show a clenched fist to someone of the same sex, this is what it means:
“This signal, accompanied by jerking motion, indicates the guy’s availability.”
Now, of course, shaking a clenched fist at someone would NOT indicate you might be about to punch someone. (Anderson Cooper obviously misread signals from those Egyptian thugs that beat him up…) Nor does it mean you’re practicing with a Shake Weight.
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As a follow up to a blog item I posted yesterday (Nothing Much Has Changed), I really got a laugh out of some of the photo captions in “Sex Play – A Gay Marital Guide“. The pseudo scholarly text (in the form of a gay porn magazine) explains in graphic detail some really obvious statements about gay sex. For instance, the photo above says,
“A large penis is highly desirable in male relationships.”
Well, no shit, Sherlock! Did you get your PhD by discovering that little know fact? And how about the ludicrous (but still kinda hot…) caption below:
“The thought of anal penetration fills some men with fear.”
Well what about the fear of getting cruised by some rough trade or Chip from “My Three Sons” in an outdoor bathroom?
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The Editorial above comes from a pseudo-scientific manual entitled “Sex Play – A Marital Guide to Male Relationships” and it was written by the highly regarded(?) and well-respected(?) scientist Dr. Robert Skulley, M.D., so it must be true! Keep in mind that this was written around 35 years ago when homosexuality was illegal, porn was underground and one of the loopholes to get away with showing two men fucking in a magazine was to prove the work contained something of “scientific merit”.
Those two boys who live next to you or down the street or in the next apartment may be a happily “married” homosexual couple! Unless they are flagrant or swishy, you’ll probably never know the difference. On the outside, they will undoubtedly appear to be best buddies but in their home, you’d find that they’re lovers – as deeply, or as shallow, as any other hetero couple.
This situation is becoming widely known now that the Gay Lib Front is coming to the fore. Having been in deep lavender recesses for so long, homosexuals are leaving the closets and making themselves known for what they are – not asking for pity but for acceptance.
Many people are agreeing with them because of their fear of the population explosion. Homosexuality is a definite cure for that and it seems that some folks look upon it as a necessary evil.
Most homosexuals don’t care to flaunt themselves but still feel it’s right to be able to make one’s own choice as long as it doesn’t step on anyone’s toes. And they don’t like to be classified as criminals in the class with prostitutes, dope peddlers and users, child molesters or traitors. There must be a basic reason for homosexuality – it’s been with us since the beginning of time and at certain plateaus, during the world’s existence, was actually approved of and considered highly aesthetic.
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I just scanned this vintage gay porn magazine from the early to mid 1970’s, and goodness gracious, I learned so much! It’s called “Sex Play – A Marital Guide For The Gay Male”. Just look at the caption above,
“A large penis is highly desired in male relationships.”
Duh, how did I miss that fact? I am so glad I learned that scientific information, it all makes sense now!
The caption of the photo above reads,
“The thought of anal penetration fills some men with fear.”
The thought of having a conversation on a toilet outdoors with a construction worker fills some men with fear, too. Especially when you look like Chip from “My Three Sons”.
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If you like to see a hairy, forceful dads take on an eager butt boy, then check out the movie I just added to the VIP Room at Vintage Bareback. In “Sailor Homecumming“, both men have nice beards, but older one is totally in charge and anxious to top the little bearded twink. It takes place in a lush, tropical garden with a pond, where they take a quick dip after making the horny dad shoot his load early. After some horseplay in the water, the boy sticks his waiting butt in the air for daddy to ravage.
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Oh, if only there were infomercials when this product came out! I can see them selling this one for hours on QVC! But what is it? Why, it’s a dildo in a throw pillow, that’s what! Every home should have one on their sofa! You could be sitting there watching Oprah, getting comfortable, and suddenly you get the urge to stick something rubber in your mouth – or your ass! With the Peter Pillow, it’s all right there! It’s pillow and a sex toy all in one! And this attractive, blond young man shows that you really need two!
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I’ve been so deluged with vintage gay porn magazines and movies, there is getting to be a bit of a lag between the time I receive them and the time when I add them to the site. I recently got so excited that I jumped the gun and put up a teaser shot from a magazine called, “Peter Pillow”. No, that’s not someone’s Nom de Porn name. It’s a magazine that demonstrates a product that has a dildo attached to a sofa pillow! Yeah, really! A greasy, slimey dildo inside a pillow that sits on the same couch your grandma uses when she visits! Send me two!
There is so many stupid sex toys out there for sale, but this is one of the weirdest. Since it’s so weird and hard to describe, they created this whole magazine using cute guys to demonstrate how it works.
Despite the product being a guaranteed loser, the most redeeming thing about this photo spread it the wallpaper and sheets. Aren’t they just to die for? I am awarding the maximum Style Points to this magazine! Polyester pants, shag carpet, bold graphics, and that wallpaper! Oy!
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