Posts Tagged ‘Humor’

Are They Fucking On A Dead Animal?

Monday, March 21st, 2011 by admin

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Is that REAL FUR? OMG, they are NOT fucking on dead animals! My, my how times have changed.

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A Muscle God, An Otter, and a Submissive Walk Into a Sauna….

Sunday, March 20th, 2011 by admin

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Finish this joke:

A muscle god, an otter and a Submissive Otter walk into a sauna.

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This monochrome sepia-tone loop starts in a sauna, with a three-way in full swing. A tall, massively built guy in the middle is obviously billed as the star of the movie and arrogantly demands to be the center of attention, even though the other two are just as hot to a contemporary viewer’s eyes.  After an extended sequence of blow jobs, the top gets sandwiched between the two men being rimmed and blown at the same time! Still in charge of the power play centered on himself, the big guy pushes one guy to his knees, where the man takes a “cum shower” from the other two.

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Underground Kink 1 and 2 Reviewed by XX Factor

Friday, March 18th, 2011 by admin

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The guys at XXFactor.com gave glowing reviews to both Vintage Bareback: Underground Kink Volume 1 and Volume 2. Not only did they “get” what I was going for in putting together these collections, but they actually discovered interesting aspects of the films I hadn’t even thought of. For instance,

What I enjoyed most in these scenes was that the kink, whether it is leather, fisting or pissing wasn’t done as a form of dominance or as a show of force. It was done to please…While it looks dark, the fun is lighthearted, and again, the action isn’t to show who’s in charge, but to demonstrate how to have a fun, hot and sexy time.

I hadn’t even thought of that angle, but it’s true. All those phony sex as punishment plot devices in porn over the years (i.e. “You’ve been bad, soldier, now I’m going to punish you by sucking your dick…”) always made me roll my eyes rather than get me hard.

Some other quotes I will be adding to my resume:

Ominous music adds to the suspense, as does the camerawork, which remains sufficiently indistinct at times, creating the impression that gruesome things may be happening….I’ve never seen anything quite like this before.

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More Peter Pillow

Thursday, March 17th, 2011 by admin

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I just can’t get enough of these shots from the vintage gay porn sex toy demonstration manual for a product called The Peter Pillow. Not only is it a dildo in a pillow, the pillow is an ultra modern jean style design! It’s got pockets, belt loops a snap and a zipper. You just unzip it like a pair of pants, and a hard dick pops out! Your prayers have been answered!

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Is Your Sex Life In A Rut?

Wednesday, March 9th, 2011 by admin

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Is your sex life in a rut? Are the same old bondage devices just not cutting it anymore? Need a little extra stimulation to get the juices flowing?

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Shower Time Penis Pump

Monday, March 7th, 2011 by admin

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Sometimes I like to publish pictures from vintage gay porn magazines simply because the photo is so absurd. Case in point, what the hell is going on in this photo? I have a lot of questions.

-Did the penis pump get stuck on his dick and he needed a cold shower to get it off?

-Is pumping his cock in the shower part of the turn-on?

-Is he douching his ass with a shower nozzle at the same time?

-Does Breck Shampoo make your hair dry and brittle, too?

-Where can I get those avocado green shower tiles?

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Hairy Muscle Daddies In VIP

Wednesday, March 2nd, 2011 by admin

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This makes me hungry.

That is a fine hairy chest, nice tight abs, and big fat cock. Yum. It’s from a movie now available in the VIP Room called “Barroom Ballers”.

Take a look at a short trailer from the movie I added the other day. If you like what you see, you can watch the whole 10 minute scene in the VIP Room, or you can order your own copy on DVD from PornTeam.com.

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Stuff I Learned From Vintage Gay Porn

Saturday, February 5th, 2011 by admin

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I don’t usually include captions when I crop pictures of vintage gay porn magazines for this site. First of all, they don’t usually have captions, and second, they’re not usually helpful. But I have learned so much from researching, collecting and archiving these important pieces of gay history, and this one in particular is so informative. Did you know:

“Fellatio is the most popular form of homosexual expression.”

Wow! I didn’t know that! And what about the strange mating rituals of the homosexualist? Did you know that if you show a clenched fist to someone of the same sex, this is what it means:

“This signal, accompanied by jerking motion, indicates the guy’s availability.”

Now, of course, shaking a clenched fist at someone would NOT indicate you might be about to punch someone. (Anderson Cooper obviously misread signals from those Egyptian thugs that beat him up…) Nor does it mean you’re practicing with a Shake Weight.

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Sex Play – A Gay Marital Guide

Thursday, February 3rd, 2011 by admin

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As a follow up to a blog item I posted yesterday (Nothing Much Has Changed), I really got a laugh out of some of the photo captions in “Sex Play – A Gay Marital Guide“. The pseudo scholarly text (in the form of a gay porn magazine) explains in graphic detail some really obvious statements about gay sex. For instance, the photo above says,

“A large penis is highly desirable in male relationships.”

Well, no shit, Sherlock! Did you get your PhD by discovering that little know fact? And how about the ludicrous (but still kinda hot…) caption below:

“The thought of anal penetration fills some men with fear.”

Well what about the fear of getting cruised by some rough trade or Chip from “My Three Sons” in an outdoor bathroom?

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Nothing Much Has Changed

Wednesday, February 2nd, 2011 by admin

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The Editorial above comes from a pseudo-scientific manual entitled “Sex Play – A Marital Guide to Male Relationships” and it was written by the highly regarded(?) and well-respected(?) scientist Dr. Robert Skulley, M.D., so it must be true! Keep in mind that this was written around 35 years ago when homosexuality was illegal, porn was underground and one of the loopholes to get away with showing two men fucking in a magazine was to prove the work contained something of “scientific merit”.

Those two boys who live next to you or down the street or in the next apartment may be a happily “married” homosexual couple! Unless they are flagrant or swishy, you’ll probably never know the difference. On the outside, they will undoubtedly appear to be best buddies but in their home, you’d find that they’re lovers – as deeply, or as shallow, as any other hetero couple.

This situation is becoming widely known now that the Gay Lib Front is coming to the fore. Having been in deep lavender recesses for so long, homosexuals are leaving the closets and making themselves known for what they are – not asking for pity but for acceptance.

Many people are agreeing with them because of their fear of the population explosion. Homosexuality is a definite cure for that and it seems that some folks look upon it as a necessary evil.

Most homosexuals don’t care to flaunt themselves but still feel it’s right to be able to make one’s own choice as long as it doesn’t step on anyone’s toes. And they don’t like to be classified as criminals in the class with prostitutes, dope peddlers and users, child molesters or traitors. There must be a basic reason for homosexuality – it’s been with us since the beginning of time and at certain plateaus, during the world’s existence, was actually approved of and considered highly aesthetic.

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