Posts Tagged ‘Humor’

1969 LSD Propaganda Film

Thursday, September 2nd, 2010 by admin

1969 LSD propaganda film produced by Lockheed Aircraft. (Why was Lockheed making an anti-acid movie??) When I saw these type movies in high school the groovy clothes and film effects actually made me want to take acid.

I was pretty jacked up on marijuana and decided to drop some acid… I wasn’t feeling anything so I put on a pair of pink capri pants and green and brown blouse… we went to Market Street to get a hot dog… suddenly the hot dog had a face on it and told me not to eat him because the hot dog had a wife and 7 kids… I bit down and the hot dog started screaming … I threw it on the ground and stomped on it… I felt like I murdered it…

This explains why so many old hippies have gone vegetarian.

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Camp Records

Tuesday, August 31st, 2010 by admin

Rather Fight Than Swish

Mad About The Boy

Just when I thought I had to get rid of all my old records – I absolutely MUST find these!

Camp Records was a record label based out of California in the 1960s that specialized in producing anonymous gay-themed novelty records and singles, mostly sold out of the backs of beefcake magazines.

Camp Records’ releases typically consisted of parodies of existing songs or musical styles, primarily revised folk melodies with the lyrics rewritten to reflect a camp sensibility. The arrangements were usually simple, consisting of spare instrumentation and multiple-voice harmonies, but ranged in style from cocktail piano bar to Latin exotica.

The songs themselves comically portrayed the world of the American homosexual subculture, often relying on broad stereotypes, gay slang, and saucy double entendres for their comic effect. As an example, their single “Li’l Liza Mike” rewrote the lyrics to the popular musical standard “Li’l Liza Jane” to tell of a man’s befuddlement at the behavior of his butch lesbian girlfriend. The song was credited to “Byrd E. Bath & the Gay Blades.”

Another release, “I’d Rather Fight Than Swish,” was written in the rollicking style of early rock and roll, and featured a swaggering, Elvis Presley-style lead singer. The song’s lyrics told of a macho outlaw biker’s desires to physically assault effeminate gay men, but as the song progresses it makes clear that the biker himself is a closeted homosexual. However, it could be argued that his closeting was because gay culture excluded working class, masculine men at the time. The song’s title is a play on the Tareyton cigarette ad slogan Us Tareyton smokers would rather fight than switch!, introduced in 1963; the record was available in 1964.[1]

Their single “Stanley the Manly Transvestite” was credited to a singer named “Rodney Dangerfield”, but it is unlikely that the song was performed by the popular comic, Rodney Dangerfield, and was instead simply a coincidental choice of a stage name.

Camp Records released two full-length LPs: The first, “The Queen Is in the Closet” consisted of ten songs in the style of the above mentioned singles. The second was called “Mad About the Boy.” This was an unusual experiment, consisting of a number of mainstream popular jazz torch songs in which women sing of their romantic feelings toward men. The Camp Records release simply rerecorded these songs with male vocalists without changing the song’s use of gender, resulting in love songs sung by men to men.

As Camp Records’ releases all date back to the early 60s, and none were released with a copyright notice, all the recordings have now passed into the public domain.

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The Gayest Living Room Ever

Thursday, August 26th, 2010 by admin

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Is this the gayest living room ever? Okay, here we go:

-And those two nelly fags… where do I begin? They put the Crisp in Quentin Crisp.

-I imagine the blond saw Paul Lynde on an episode of Bewitched and squealed, “I simply must have that baby blue neck scarf to go with my lime green button down Ban-lon shirt! Oh here, sweety, let me light that for you…”

-I wonder how long it took them to discover that the floral print couches didn’t match the floral striped wall paper?

-Thank god for the poster of the rough trade smoking a cigarette, it really helped butch-up the place!

-What is he saying in the photo insert? “OOOOoooooOOOO! He’s got a biiiig dick!”

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The Why Not

Tuesday, August 24th, 2010 by admin

The Why Not

THE WHY NOT – Victor J. Banks’s scorching excursion through the gay world of the lost and the not-so-sure…

This is the cover of a gay pulp novel. How do I know it’s got gay subject matter? Maybe the lavender background with pink lettering gave it away! Well, I’m often lost and not-so-sure, but there’s one thing I am sure of – those green top-siders are FABulous!

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What’s Cookin’, Good Lookin’?

Saturday, August 21st, 2010 by admin

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Yeah, campy humor, I know. But when you’re leaning on an antique wood burning stove getting your ass probed, clever lines escape me.

This is another set of photos from a magazine I just scanned and added to the VIP Room called “No Holes Barred”. Sign up now to see the rest.

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Is It My Birthday?

Thursday, August 19th, 2010 by admin

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“The men on this site are ever so groovy, it’s like a gift! Is it my birthday?”

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No Holes Barred

Wednesday, August 18th, 2010 by admin

penetration shots

penetration shots

Maybe I’m the only one who notices these things (or cares) but part of the fun of collecting vintage gay porn is spotting things in the background. No Holes Barred is a magazine with a photo set that looks very familiar. I’ve seen that same plaid couch a couple times, and maybe even recognize one of the models, but there is no indication anywhere who shot it or where the location was.

I picked these two examples of things in the background most people would miss. First is the poster on the wall of Senator George McGovern. He was a Democratic presidential candidate in 1972 (lost to Richard Nixon) and somewhat of a liberal because he was against the Vietnam War. The youth backed him because they didn’t want to get drafted, so that’s why it was common to have his poster on the wall.

The other interesting thing you might miss in the second photo was the shoes. I had a pair of shoes exactly like those in 11th grade, and it wasn’t till I went on the Senior Class Trip to New York that I was able to find platform shoes with higher heels. Around the time these photos were taken, the really tall platform shoes for men were only worn by rock stars because they had to get them custom made.  I was so proud to have the highest pair of platforms in my school that fall!

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More Mr. Sun

Thursday, August 5th, 2010 by admin

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black socks in porn

Besides the Nude Male Olympics that I wrote about the other day from the magazine “Mr. Sun“, there are three other photo series in that issue. One is a character study of a studly black guy with a mustache, another is a little romantic romp with two twinks taken from a softcore 8mm “nudie film”, but I found some decidedly anti-aesthetic quality to a photo series in the same magazine titled “The Wrestlers”.

Neither of them look like wrestlers, nor to they make any moves that remotely look like wrestling moves. In fact, the “wrestling match” takes place at a non-AAU sanctioned location – a vinyl couch. As always, it’s the subtle things in the shot that intrigue me the most. In this case, the photo of a chubby pinup girl on the floor, the one shoe that looks exactly like a pair I wore at the time, and the rug with the frayed edges. But, best of all, lets talk about the guy wearing black calf-length socks.

As soon as the porn business came of age, one of the first things that is universally acknowledged as “not sexy” is men wearing black socks during sex. That alone often indelibly marks a porn movie as poorly made or cheap, but in this case, I think the black socks are what give it it’s charm. What we have here is two average looking guys trying to have sex on camera without really doing anything that actually looks like sex (it’s tougher than you think…). They fumble around in several awkward positions throughout the photo session, including the other decidedly un-sexy pose – resting his balls on the head of someone sleeping. Wow, hard-on city!

Okay, maybe I’m being too critical, but I get such a kick out of digging into elements about porn that nobody else notices or appreciates for it’s humor, irony and fabulousness. If you think the same way, please join the VIP Room to see more – you’re in for some laughs!

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Mr. Sun – Early Gay Nudist Magazine

Monday, August 2nd, 2010 by admin

Male Nude Olympics

Male Nude Olympics

Volume One Issue 13 of Mr. Sun came out in 1970, and was an absolute delight to work on for this site! It’s all very softcore and pretty-boy tease, but it’s an interesting archeological find.

First off was a series of photos allegedly shot in the back yard of a mansion in Bel Air with gaudy statues and trimmed shrubbery. (Could have been Liberace’s back yard!) The series was titled “Golden People Male Nude Mini-Olympics” (which was 15 years before the Olympic Committee prevented Gay Games from using the word “Olympics”).

“The sporting events were held, of course, in the manner of the original Greek Olympic Games – in full, glorious nudity. A dozen bronzed rock hard bodies cavorted in the warm sun in a variety of ancient and modern games… Such diverse sports as football, mini-trampoline, weightlifting, and even hoola-hooping enabled the judges to view the Golden People contestants at rest and whirling, twirling, running, jumping and in other strenuous activities.”

Other strenuous activities indeed!

There is one especially handsome and buffed young man with the most developed physique of the group that caught my eye. The photographer must have also felt the same way as he got the prime position posing on top the statuary.

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Male Nude Olympics

Male Nude Olympics

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Falcon Vintage Gay Porn Trivia – Pt. 3

Saturday, July 10th, 2010 by admin

Here’s a fun little game for you to play, and if you get the answers correct, you win a FREE week at FalconXXX.com. Go ahead, give it a try, it’s pretty hard to lose, the questions are really easy!

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