The other day I wrote (excitedly) about discovering a glossy magazine that went along with a really good movie I’ve already been running on the site since the very beginning. Here are some shots from “Hairy Lawnboy Fuck”, which can be seen in it’s entirety in the VIP Room. Here is what I had to say the first time around:

A clean-cut preppy college boy in skimpy athletic shorts is watching a blue collar lawnboy pushing the mower. The gruff looking yardman has unruly longish brown hair, bushy beard and a luxurious pelt of chest hair. The college boy gets turned on by his super-tight, high waisted bell bottom pants, and he himself starts panting with anticipation from his perch on a ladder in the barn.

When the lawnboy enters the barn, the chemistry is mutual. In no time at all the brutish lawnboy pushes Joe College into his crotch. He removes his shirt and pours a can of Budweiser down his chest into the mouth of Joe College. The beer segment is one of my all time favorite erotic moments on film.

After some playful fucking, sucking and rimming, the husky top plows the quivering college hunk till he cums. They flipflop and the manly lawnboy shoots his load in the privileged yuppie’s face. The Working Class gets its revenge. Like John Lennon said, a working class hero is something to be – especially if you have a big dick and know how to use it.

Besides the 8-12 minutes of movie, you can also see over 50 glamor shots from that movie right here in the VIP Room.

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One of the first movies I added to this site was a real gem. “Hairy Lawnboy Fuck” starred two delicious guys in a relatively campy storyline, but the guys were so sexy, it didn’t matter. Well, it’s a couple years later and guess what? I found a glossy magazine of over 50 photos that go along with that movie! I added the pictures and bumped it up to the top of the list in the VIP Room to make it easier to find. Just take a look at the trailer, and you’ll instantly want need to get a VIP Membership to see the whole thing.

In this preview clip, the hairy, bearded lawnboy has gone into the garage to cool off, and the preppy college boy decides to make his move after watching the studly gardener getting sweaty in the yard. He dries off the lawnboy’s hairy chest with a towel, but does it very slow and deliberately. Then, oops, his hand runs across a nipple that needed to be squeezed, and the lawnboy gets the signal to pull down his tight French-cut jeans to reveal a white jock strap. All the while, the clone-ish college boy with the blond mustache his rubbing his hands all over that glorious hairy chest.

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This scene also begins with three ruggedly handsome young men sitting around the living room floor. And before we begin, viewers should take note of the thick shag carpet with black and orange squares. As the pissing commences, notice how they take no precautions to protect the carpet. (What will Mom say when she gets home??!!)

Starting with a close-up of a bag of potato chips, the camera zooms out to show the three studying a stack of photos that all appear the same shot. (Could they all be struggling actors critiquing each others headshots?)

The salty chips must have made them all quite thirsty, because the guy on the right feels the need to stand up and piss in his thirsty friend’s mouth. (Maybe that proves they ARE in show business!) In any case, in the process of standing up, we get to see how his perfectly formed ass fills out a pair of sailor style bell-bottom pants so nicely!
The piss begins to flow, with no regard to the fact they are all clothed and sitting on shag carpet. (I would hate visit that apartment a week later!) After a quick dissolve, the play continues with the boys now naked and necking, again on the unprotected carpet. Two are rolling about and sucking each others cock with abandon as the third returns with a six pack of Olympia beer and joins the action, each getting their turn to suck and fuck.

Shortly after the beer starts to flow more profusely, so does the piss, with a steady stream running from an open mouth, across the bare bodies, and into the other thirsty mouth. Each gets their chance to piss on the others and eventually shoot their load of cum into each others mouth, too.

“Piss Party” is 12 urine-soaked minutes long and is available to view right now in the VIP Room, but it’s also available on the DVD “Underground Kink Volume 2″.

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I started working on this vintage magazine called “Images” that featured a curly-haired model called Mike Delfino. I got a little chuckle over the name because it’s also the character’s name of James Denton on “Desperate Housewives” who is married to Teri Hatcher’s character. Given that the show is created by a gay man, they take every opportunity to hire the hottest guys and get them shirtless as often as possible. The first few seasons Mike Delfino appeared, he was shirtless in almost every scene.

Other than being spotlighted as sex symbols, there’s not much similarities between these two men, particularly when you consider there is about a 30-35 year difference in their ages. Scary.

The porny Mike Delfino was quite the find. Besides the curly hair and mustache, he has a glorious chest, meaty cock, and round, shapely hairy buns. The magazine is primarily focused on him, but he does do some hardcore one-on-one with another hottie. Check out the whole magazine in the VIP Room.

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The Night Visitor is another one of those magazines that really defines what vintage gay porn looked like, or what what we remember from that era. It’s a couple photo sessions in the leather / S&M vein, featuring two super hot guys that really symbolize the image of the 1970’s leather man. They are in their early 30’s with facial hair, trim v-shaped torso with perky pec and covered in dark fur. And ass-less chaps. Don’t forget the ass-less chaps.

So much of what we consider “gay culture” or the “gay lifestyle” was invented during my lifetime, and trust me, nobody knew what they were doing at the time. We made it up as we went along, and other than trying to honor the past whenever possible, we are still making it up as we go along, culture-wise, and politically. Gay porn back then was really short-sighted and only intended for a run of few months or a year. No one expected anyone would pay for collectible porn 40 years later, but vintage magazines are getting scarcer all the time. Believe it or not, it’s harder for me to find cheap vintage gay porn anymore. Prices have gone up a lot, but this site is still the same price since I opened it.

The type of men portrayed in this magazines are scarcer, too. If those same guys were still in their 30’s doing gay porn, they wouldn’t look like that. They’d have an extra 30 pounds of fake steroid muscle, multiple piercings and tribal tattoos. The ass-less chaps would be exactly the same, though. Some things never change.

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Finish this joke:

A muscle god, an otter and a Submissive Otter walk into a sauna.

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This monochrome sepia-tone loop starts in a sauna, with a three-way in full swing. A tall, massively built guy in the middle is obviously billed as the star of the movie and arrogantly demands to be the center of attention, even though the other two are just as hot to a contemporary viewer’s eyes.  After an extended sequence of blow jobs, the top gets sandwiched between the two men being rimmed and blown at the same time! Still in charge of the power play centered on himself, the big guy pushes one guy to his knees, where the man takes a “cum shower” from the other two.

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If you ever wanted to see the quintessential 70’s gay porn scene, this would be it. No plot, goofy premise (carpenters in leather chaps…?), hairy men with big dicks, plenty of oral cock sucking and pre-condom butt fucking. I could go on…

The scene is called Hairy Carpenters and once you get inside the VIP Room, you’ll find a 10 minute movie (transferred from 8mm film) and over 40 photos scanned from a glossy magazine that went with it. For a 40 year old movie the color and picture quality has really held up well, but some people actually dig the scratchy, underground quality of old movies.

This scene is also available on the DVD, Hairy Muscle Collection, which you can purchase online from PornTeam.com, but you can get a taste of it from watching the trailer I posted here a few days ago. (View the trailer.)

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I titled this scene “Hairy Carpenters”, and I hate to burst your bubble, but they’re probably not real carpenters. How do I know? Well, they start out the scene with one guy in a typical carpenter’s flannel shirt and tool belt, but instead of wearing a construction worker’s hard hat, one guy is wearing baseball batter’s helmet. That would be the biggest give away. Or maybe it’s because the other guy is wearing leather chaps and vest on a construction site. That might indicate they aren’t really carpenters.

Whatever, these identical bookends are hot as hell, they take turns sucking and fucking, they have hairy chest, furry balls and facial hair like a 70’s gay porn star is supposed to have. What more could you want?

This scene is also available on the DVD, Hairy Muscle Collection, which you can purchase online from PornTeam.com, but if you are in a hurry to bust a nut, just whip out the old credit card and watch the ten minute scene right now.

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This perfectly matched pair of gay clones are the ultimate representation of mid-70’s porn aesthetic. Both have dark, Mediterranean good looks with slender, but defined physiques and natural body hair. One has the classic pornstache with long sideburns and wears a plaid flannel shirt. The other sports a dark beard, mirrored shades and a tight white insulated longjohns shirt. Models from this scene were chosen to grace the DVD cover of Hairy Muscle Daddy Collection because of their authentic vintage porn look.

The scene opens with the pseudo-construction worker (who is humorously wearing a batter’s helmet?!) getting a blowjob in a brick-walled warehouse under construction with ladders, saw horses and scaffolding used for fucking. They both have big, thick weighty cocks and each love sucking and getting sucked equally, as well as taking turns topping and bottoming in intense fucking segments. They even get inventive by having one guy hang upside down from the scaffolding while getting rimmed and plowed in the ass.

If you like the teaser trailer above, you are going to love the full 10 minute movie in the VIP Room. And by the way, it’s also available on the DVD, Hairy Muscle Collection, which you can purchase online from PornTeam.com.

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I love this shot!

A submissive, but enthusiastic bottom boy with cum in his beard, sits back and admires his handy work as the hairy muscle daddy top shows his engorged cock, completely spent of it’s juices. The photo is from “Sailor Homecumming“, a gallery with pictures and video that is also available on the 3 hour vintage gay porn compilation extravaganza, “Vintage Bareback: Hairy Muscle Daddy Collection“.

I have a gallery of photos along with a 9 minute video available to members of the VIP Room.

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