Posts Tagged ‘Crimes of Fashion’

Hard Hats: A Disapearring Gay Icon

Wednesday, July 6th, 2011 by admin

construction workers gay porn imagery

construction workers gay porn imagery

When I was coming out during the 1970’s, construction workers in hard hats was an iconic sexualized image for gay men. Not only was it one of the characters portrayed in the Village People, but bars were decorated with hard hats, and construction workers in Levi cut-offs (aka “Daisy Dukes”), thick woolen socks, and ankle high construction boots were a frequent look in gay porn of that era.

But it just came to my attention that the hard hat look is no longer regarded as sexy in the modern gay world. The reason for the shift is clear – over the past 30 years manual labor has been mostly performed by immigrants. Sexy white guys are so rarely seen doing manual labor in real life, the idea just doesn’t come to mind as an option for jack off material. Are there sexy Latino, Asian and black guys working in hard hats? Of course there are, but due to our collective racism we see them as their ethnic group first and their profession later.

It always was (and still is) ludicrous to me to see porn models put into supposedly iconic costumes like construction workers or football players when the models themselves don’t have a clue to that subculture. If the tear in the t-shirt or the paint splatter looks too deliberate I just laugh. These guys don’t look like they know which end of the hammer to pick up, but they do look hot.

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Welcome Back, Frizzy-Haired Fuckers

Monday, June 6th, 2011 by admin

Vintage gay porn

Vintage gay porn

Vintage gay porn


The Rabbit Hutch was a quickie exploitative magazine from the early or mid-70’s during the period when they couldn’t publish anything showing hardcore penetration. As a result, the poses in this magazine all look “posed” or staged. It’s about 3 younger guys hooking up, but it doesn’t seem to really have any story behind it, or else the pages got printed out of order or something. The guys have nice bodies, but I have a hard time getting past the hairdos of the two brunettes.

That un-styled frizzy hair was very popular at the time, simply because guys desperately wanted to grow their hair longer just to piss off their parents, but really didn’t have “plan” as to how they wanted their hair to look or how to achieve it. They just wanted long hair anyway they could. The result just looks unkept and frizzy. When you get a couple of these bad haircuts together, I immediately think of the guys on Welcome Back, Kotter. John Travolta is probably to blame for an entire generation of bad haircuts (and closeted Scientologists, but that’s another story…)

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“Oooh, Oooh, Mr. Kotter! Barbarino just came in my mouth!”

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Hot Pants Voyeur

Thursday, May 19th, 2011 by admin

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It’s unusual for me to come across a vintage gay porn movie from my collection that has sound, but I wasn’t sure I should even use it for this clip. The sound sucks so bad, I nearly just deleted it and added music, but I decided that the bad sound is actually part of the charm. “Hot Pants Voyeur” was made during the era when they didn’t have cheap sound recording ability when they shot these fly-by-night XXX movies. Instead, they brought in actors in post production to provide dialogue during the fuck scenes. At some points during this scene, I’m certain the actors weren’t even in the same room when they recorded it. Can you imagine how hard it must be for an actor to pretend they are having sex while delivering pithy, insightful, and stimulating dialogue? At the time, producers must have thought that “dirty talk” would actually enhance a scene. It took a long time for them to realize that’s not the case.

And as for the music, what little you could hear under the actors and generally bad recording technique actually sounds pretty good. I wish I could get a hold of more of that music in hifi.

The scene is two younger, slim twinky guys fucking in a bed on checked sheets. A guy is standing in the doorway, and later right outside the window watching all the action. Now, if the guys in bed turned their heads just slightly they would have instantly known they had company! Perhaps they were just as mesmerized by the voyeur’s hot pants as I was!

But these weren’t just any pair of hot pants. These were very early 1970’s style, high waisted gaberdine shorts with at least 12 big white buttons. Trust me when I tell you, a long row of white buttons was very stylish at the time. In fact, since I couldn’t buy a pair of my own, I actually sewed a set of white buttons on the fly of my favorite Levis.

More proof I was a budding poof even in Junior High. Style points awarded for this scene, but not for the sound!

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Amazing Six Pack

Saturday, January 8th, 2011 by admin

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The two “dirty” blonds are very symbolic of the gay male “preppy clone” aesthetic of the 1970’s. Though there were a lot of mustaches leather daddy looks and flamboyant gay males displaying their plumage, the athletic guys with shorter hair and no fuzz were very popular. They wore button down shirts (usually plaid) and nothing but Levi’s or chinos.

But I can’t stop staring at the one guy’s abs! And he no doubt came out of the chute with that body. People weren’t so body conscience at that point yet, but some are just born gods. Hate her!

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Fly Robin Fly

Friday, October 22nd, 2010 by admin

Fashion Fail

These 1970’s style suits are so “fly”, they’re SUPER Fly! By the look on their faces, is there a chance the brothers modeling might be, ahem, gay?

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This Outfit Makes Me Smile

Monday, October 18th, 2010 by admin

fashion fail

This outfit probably makes you want to laugh, slap your head or vomit. It makes me smile.

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Gay Hippy Porn

Saturday, October 9th, 2010 by admin

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I wish I could start a whole site of Gay Hippy Porn. When I was in High School some of the hottest guys were hippies. Everyone had long hair, but the most extreme had the longest hair, fringe jackets, suede fringe boots up to the knee and of course, the hippies had the pot! Of course I was turned on! I wanted to get turned on!

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I Had That Same Paisley Shirt!

Saturday, October 2nd, 2010 by admin

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In going through all these old gay porn magazines from the 1960’s and 1970’s, I think I identified almost every piece of clothing I ever wore during that period. I had almost that same exact paisley shirt as seen in the picture above!

I’ve already spotted my platform shoes, my bell bottom pants, and several of my shirts, not to mention the clothes I always wanted to wear but couldn’t get.

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Curly Hair and Rough Riders

Thursday, September 30th, 2010 by admin

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Once again it’s the little things that make this magazine so…. special. In the case of “Rough Riders”, it was that goofy curly blond wig! What was he thinking? Did he think no one from work would recognize him? (Please, Mary. All the Senators dye their hair!) And to make it worse, the curtains don’t match the carpet, and by that I am referring to the head and crotch, not the blue satin curtains clashing with red vinyl couch. god only knows what the actual carpet looked like!

I just added 54 images from the early 1970’s gay porn magazine “Rough Riders” in the VIP Room. Join now to see it all.

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Go Guys Ahoy!

Thursday, September 16th, 2010 by admin

Go Guys vintage beefcake porn

The magazine is “Go Guys”, and it’s a vintage gay porn a-go-go! Every page is a gem. Several Style Points awarded to this rare example of a lifestyle/beefcake magazine from the early 1960’s. It was just added to the VIP Room, and you’re gonna love it! See that teddy bear? He has a page dedicated to him, too. Stop back later this week for more samples here on the blog.

For those with a graphics arts background, the sepia-tone on black and white is how the page was scanned – I didn’t adjust it in Photoshop. The process of tinting black and white photos was all hand-colored with a special crayon-like stick to give that gorgeous hue.

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