I seldom make a major score like this, but when I am able to find a 70’s porn movie with sound, it’s a big deal, but when I also find a magazine layout to go with it, that’s cause for celebration!
I’ve had an old 1970’s magazine called Junior Cadets No. 4 on the site since I first launched it, and I knew I had some 8mm films that went with it. I never got around to transferring the 8mm films, but was certainly on my list. Low and behold, I found a copy of the same movies on VHS, and best of all they have sound! Well, sort of. It’s one of those really tacky voice-over jobs that they did for the theaters.
Those bad voice-over jobs were nothing more than grunts and groans and campy dirty talk added later by guys that weren’t even in the movie. Most times, it sounded like the two guys doing the voice over weren’t even in the same room when they recorded it. Plus, they added copyright free music underneath, which in this case happened to be light and airy jazzy elevator music with flute! (Flutes get me hot and bothered everytime!)
Hey, nobody promised you this site was high art! I think it’s charming to see how porn was presented in the early days. Think of it as a time capsule.
Enough of the boring stuff, here’s what happens in the scene. Apparently, the producer bought a couple military cadet uniforms at the Army Navy Surplus store and dressed up some local twinks in them, even if they had long, un-military haircuts. (Very Justin Bieber.) He snapped a few photos at a movie theater in their uniforms then ran them all back to grandma’s living room to fuck on the couch. (With the rhinestone necklaces in picture frames and crystal knick knacks everywhere, it HAD to be grandma’s house!)
The twinks had a three way, but there were only two voices on the soundtrack oohing and aaahing. Then one said, “Oops, I came too soon.” Pretty funny, but it was the only bit of audio that matched up with the visual!
The guys are all, young, skinny and smooth and one is uncut, so I think there will be some perverted fans that get into this one. See the whole movie in the VIP Room.
