One of the biggest cultural change that occurred in the 1960's and 1970's was the emergence of so-called "male plumage". Men finally were able to wear colors, patterns and take fashion risks. And guess what, men got a LOT more sex during that period! Coincidence? Who knows.

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I'll bet this hot polyester playboy got tons of action tooling around in one of those sexy Chevy Vegas in the background. In the 70's and everybody was getting laid, no matter what you wore or what kind of car you drove. Hell, even I got laid back then.

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"Hello. This is Rock Hudson. Could you send over two blond hooker boys for me to fuck in the ass?  (pause) Yes, that Rock Hudson. Better make that four boys, Sal Mineo, Roddy McDowell and Merv Griffin are coming over to go swimming. 8 o'clock? That'll be great. Thanks."

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This video not only goes into the category of the very rarest vintage gay porn movies, but I'd also classify it in the "What The Fuck Is Going On Here?" section. When I got this movie on 8mm film, it was in a plain white box with no printing or identification. There's no titles and not even any kind of intelligible reference etched into the leader of the film. Judging by the props, clothing style and film stock I would guess this was shot in the early 60's, mostly because the mop-top haircut which would place in the early Beatlemania era. It was shot in black and white, I didn't make any color corrections. Again, I feel it my duty to rescue these gay porn oddities for future generations.

By the nature of the so-called "action" it's clear that this was one of the underground "smokers" that was all tease with just a hint of nudity, but no erection. When you think about it, coming up with an idea to titillate with no sound and just a naked man would be rather difficult if he's not allowed to get hard or touch his genitals. Plus, it was all experimental, so no one really knew what worked and what didn't.

In the 15 minute clip available in the VIP Room, a husky blond guy with long wavy hair and walrus mustache gets woken up by his clock radio. He sits up in bed to show his nakedness, then proceeds to light up his pipe. I know a lot of stoners that love to wake-and-bake, and anyone who smokes cigarettes looks forward to their first fag of the day, but how many contemporary men use pipe tobacco anymore?

By today's standards, the model looks rather chubby, but with a hairless chest, he wouldn't qualify in the bear category. He begins a rather clumsy set of calisthenics, which would explain the spare tire around his middle. It's so absurd it's comical, especially when I noticed how much he resembles Captain Kangaroo! (Oh-oh, there's a hard-on killer right there!)

In a complete reversal of most porn, the plot continues with him putting ON clothes rather than taking them off. After putting on his black socks, white boxer shorts, net t-shirt and high-rise slacks, the scene ends abruptly when he gets fully dressed, probably because they ran out of film.

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When I saw the cover of the magazine "Accu-Jacking" I knew I HAD to have it! First of all, the velvet bell-bottom pants, polyester shirts and bizarre wallpaper are worthy of both of my upcoming features of "Interior Desecration" and "Crimes of Fashion".

But the real appeal of this photo set from "Accu-Jacking" is the primitive Fred Flinstone sex toy itself, the "Accu-Jack" appliance. I call it an appliance because something that big and bulky, nearly the size of a wood grained console stereo, would probably have been found in the Major Appliance Department of Sears, right next to the refrigerators.

I remember seeing ads for this device when it came out, but I never saw one in person, and I'd never even seen one demonstrated in such detail before. This magazine obviously was a product demonstration to show it in use.

Through a series of vacuum pumps, plastic tubing, fabric belts with buckles and snaps, two guys can enjoy the machine together as they would on a spaceship! It also had separate attachments for sucking AND fucking - almost like a fully accessorized Kirby vacuum cleaner!

I scanned the entire magazine and cropped each of the 97 individual photos so you get the full demonstration of this modern marvel of a sex toy. In comparison, the Accu-Jack from the 1970's is so much more space age high tech than the current favorite sex toy, the Fleshjack. The Fleshjack is almost TOO simple in comparison. But here's a challenge for you - take your Fleshjack, join the VintageBareback.com VIP Room and watch the slideshow from Accu-Jack, and I'll guarantee you an awesome orgasm! 

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I just added a fun new gallery of photos to the VIP Room from a magazine called "A Stitch In Time". The clever title comes from the fact that the scene takes place in a men's clothing store, hence the "stitch" reference. But it's not just any men's clothing store. You can tell by the posters of beefy muscle men in skimpy bathing suits that this store caters to a very gay clientele - something that was rather rare and somewhat scandalous at the time. The time period was probably around the early 1970's.

No doubt a friend of a friend had this store and agreed to allow a porn shoot there. Then somebody had access to a mailman's uniform and viola! An idea for a scene developed from there.

It starts out with the local mailman on his rounds. While delivering the mail to the gay little store, he notices that his pants have torn right up the crack. Horrors! The fussy little shopgirls insist that he remove that pants immediately and the cutiepie dark haired tailor takes them to the work room in another building.

Meanwhile the mailman is stuck in the dressing room in just his underwear. The curly haired surfer type clerk quietly locks the door and checks to see if the mailman "needs any help". Next thing you know the clerk is sucking on the mailman's cock in the dressing room decorated with bodybuilders.

Moments later, the tailor returns to the locked store with the repaired pants over his arm. Before long, all three are having a gay romp on the green shag carpeting. And you know the rest...

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And one more thing. Notice how the mailman looks exactly like John Holmes, at least in the face? I had to look him up to be sure, but this mailman is shorter than John Holmes, has a nicer body, and more hair on his chest. The cock size is pretty close, though!

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Back in the 1970's, for some reason I was really into blonds. If I had seen these two guys at that time, they would have been the most handsome men I would have ever seen. Even today, they're pretty fucking gorgeous, but my tastes have grown to accept guys with other hair color. Am I too superficial? Don't answer that...

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A few months ago I took my 8mm projector and some movies to a dinner party. After a lovely meal with a group of gay men, I pointed the projector at the wall and showed the movie, "Sex Salad". The retro-cool angle of pulling out a Deco style steel and Bakelite antique gadget is, in itself a fun parlor trick. The fact that the images projected were kinky XXX rated gay porn only added to it. The audience was rolling on the floor laughing at this movie - a better reaction than I ever would have imagined.

Showing a movie after dinner on with Blu-Ray disc on giant flat screen is so passe it's almost automatic. Marshall McLuhan was right about film as a "hot" medium and television as a "cool" medium. The simple act of projecting a 30 year old movie onto a wall versus looking at the TV on the opposite wall made the simple act of watching instantly more engaging.

But back to the movie itself, "Sex Salad" was an obscure movie that has been sort of "lost" over the years. Long before Johnny Knoxville and his gang started performing "Jackass" style hi-jinx, (actually before those boys were born...), the unknown film maker did a small series of kinky videos that were more slapstick than sensual. There has always been an underlying vein of humor associated with porn, and most attempts at piercing through that thin veil are unsuccessful or unintentionally funny. The makers of "Sex Salad" knew they were creating comedy, but tried their best to keep it straight-faced and butch.

So what's so funny about "Sex Salad"? It's the inventive ways to use food as sex toys. Rather than just shove a cucumber up a guy's ass, they went to the trouble of coring out the inside of the cucumber for the top to wear over his dick to fuck someone in the ass. The hard-shell waxy skin of a cucumber makes a great green prosthetic dick and the extra wide thickness of it pleases the hungry bottom, actually giving new meaning to "hungry bottom".

But the cucumber is not the only vegetable exploiting in "Sex Salad". Carrots, tomatoes, celery, olives and lettuce are also subjected to acts of debauchery. Butt fucking with a bright red Beefsteak tomato worn as a cock ring is a sight to see! But the crowd pleaser when showing this movie to an audience is watching a dozen olives get shoved up a guy's ass only to have them spit out again and landing on another guy's face! Showing that scene will spice up any dull dinner party!

Before I get too analytical and pretentious (Did I really bring up McLuhan in a porn review?), I should talk about the men in this movie. In a word - HOT! In order of appearance, there is a hairy muscle daddy with a beard, followed by a shapely pretty boy with a perfect v-shaped torso and furry chest, and a smooth twink with a pre-Emo haircut that proudly matches the length of girth of his cock with that of a fat, juicy cucumber. For me, the burnt-orange shag carpet and red brocade curtains play a role just as important as the men themselves, but that's just my twisted sense of humor.

A well-orchestrated fetish sex comedy needs a boffo show-stopping finale, and this one truly delivers. The hunky three-some stand over a salad bowl of Romaine lettuce and tomatoes and shoot their loads into a tasty, though slightly salty, Bukaake Salad. The epilogue shows the boys fully clothed in period wear of the mid-1970's serving the "Sex Salad" to guests at their own dinner party.

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Two blond studmuffins are hanging out at home, decked out in typical 70’s décor including a chain lamp and Boston ferns. Adding a comic element, one is wearing big glasses and reading from classic literature while the other is quietly undressing unnoticed. While the studious one is still reading aloud, the other walks right up and shoves his hard dick in Poindexter’s mouth. That’ll shut him up!

The book, the glasses, and the cardigan sweater soon disappear, and the look-alike long-haired, blond bookends get busy on the couch. Other than the bookworm’s slightly longer hair, both have the same sinewy body, furry chest, and raging hard on. The nerd gets on top first, but they both get their chance. When he shoots his load with the roommate inside him, the nerdy one breaks into a gale of laughter as he releases a lot of pent up tension. He maintains his good humor even while the other guy shoots a load in his face.

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TV Guys No. 3 is a magazine from the early 1970's featuring naked sleazy drag queens. I hesitate to call them transsexuals because they're not. Perhaps you might call them transvestites because they are men dressed in women's clothes, but we needn't be politically correct here - they're drag queens! The attitude is less sexual and more humor oriented. With runs in their nylons, hairy legs and armpits they're certainly not trying to fool anyone into believing they're women! 

My favorite shot is of "Stella Starlet" squatting naked on a wine bottle with a cigarette in one hand and a New York Dolls album in the other. How great is that?!

Fifty photos, some black and white, some in color.

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