I think you'll like this magazine. According the survey I ran last month on VintageBareback.com, the overwhelming majority said they preferred "big, hairy muscle guys" over "young, slim, hairless guys", so I think you'll be pleased with the amount of fur in this new gallery I just added to the VIP Room.

I'm calling it "Hairy Guys In A Van" - simple and to the point. It's around 1978 and two hot, young, hairy muscle daddies decide to head to the beach, but it doesn't take long before they're stripped down and exchanging blowjobs on the shag carpet in the back of the wood paneled Chevy van. During that period, van conversions were all the rage, allowing for not only impromptu getaways, but mostly they were used as rolling sex lairs. Hence the phrase, "When the van starts rockin', don't come knockin'!"

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I just added another gallery of photos from a 1970's gay porn magazine called "A Good Days Work". The story line is about a dark haired janitor with a hairy chest and his new assistant, a hunky young blond with the standard-issue gay mustache. (Mustaches were required at the time.)

Naturally, it doesn't take long for the hairy daddy to discretely check out the blond then subtly get touchy-feely to get the action started.

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On a warm, lazy day, a young guy in tight red athletic shorts putters around on the deck. An older blond, blue collar daddy delivers a bag of potting soil, they eye each other seductively, and the mating dance begins. The younger is tan, smooth and athletically built well beyond his tender years. The older is tall, blond, furry and aggressive. The inter-generation attraction is mutual.

The sun’s rays perfectly accentuate the young stud’s washboard abs as the blue collar delivery guy sucks his meaty cock. After an extended blowjob shot from underneath, Junior puts Dad’s dick in his mouth. 69ing on the wooden deck gives a glorious view of the youthfully round bubble butt as he thrusts his cock into Dad’s mouth. That beautiful ass is prominently displayed again as he lowers it down on the older guy’s hard, beer can cock. He gets flipped over on his back when daddy is ready to shoot his big load on the younger guy’s rock hard belly, and we’re treated to the site of cum smeared all over that firm young torso.

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"I'm going to take a break on this construction site and have a beer. Oops, I spilled my Budweiser all over my hairy chest. Good thing there's this other tall, muscley guy here to mop it up for me. Oh oh, his unbuttoned jump suit fell right off of his tight, naked body! Oops again, my overalls slipped down and my dick is showing. Guess that other sexy carpenter is just going to have to suck on it..." And so it goes.

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A few months ago I took my 8mm projector and some movies to a dinner party. After a lovely meal with a group of gay men, I pointed the projector at the wall and showed the movie, "Sex Salad". The retro-cool angle of pulling out a Deco style steel and Bakelite antique gadget is, in itself a fun parlor trick. The fact that the images projected were kinky XXX rated gay porn only added to it. The audience was rolling on the floor laughing at this movie - a better reaction than I ever would have imagined.

Showing a movie after dinner on with Blu-Ray disc on giant flat screen is so passe it's almost automatic. Marshall McLuhan was right about film as a "hot" medium and television as a "cool" medium. The simple act of projecting a 30 year old movie onto a wall versus looking at the TV on the opposite wall made the simple act of watching instantly more engaging.

But back to the movie itself, "Sex Salad" was an obscure movie that has been sort of "lost" over the years. Long before Johnny Knoxville and his gang started performing "Jackass" style hi-jinx, (actually before those boys were born...), the unknown film maker did a small series of kinky videos that were more slapstick than sensual. There has always been an underlying vein of humor associated with porn, and most attempts at piercing through that thin veil are unsuccessful or unintentionally funny. The makers of "Sex Salad" knew they were creating comedy, but tried their best to keep it straight-faced and butch.

So what's so funny about "Sex Salad"? It's the inventive ways to use food as sex toys. Rather than just shove a cucumber up a guy's ass, they went to the trouble of coring out the inside of the cucumber for the top to wear over his dick to fuck someone in the ass. The hard-shell waxy skin of a cucumber makes a great green prosthetic dick and the extra wide thickness of it pleases the hungry bottom, actually giving new meaning to "hungry bottom".

But the cucumber is not the only vegetable exploiting in "Sex Salad". Carrots, tomatoes, celery, olives and lettuce are also subjected to acts of debauchery. Butt fucking with a bright red Beefsteak tomato worn as a cock ring is a sight to see! But the crowd pleaser when showing this movie to an audience is watching a dozen olives get shoved up a guy's ass only to have them spit out again and landing on another guy's face! Showing that scene will spice up any dull dinner party!

Before I get too analytical and pretentious (Did I really bring up McLuhan in a porn review?), I should talk about the men in this movie. In a word - HOT! In order of appearance, there is a hairy muscle daddy with a beard, followed by a shapely pretty boy with a perfect v-shaped torso and furry chest, and a smooth twink with a pre-Emo haircut that proudly matches the length of girth of his cock with that of a fat, juicy cucumber. For me, the burnt-orange shag carpet and red brocade curtains play a role just as important as the men themselves, but that's just my twisted sense of humor.

A well-orchestrated fetish sex comedy needs a boffo show-stopping finale, and this one truly delivers. The hunky three-some stand over a salad bowl of Romaine lettuce and tomatoes and shoot their loads into a tasty, though slightly salty, Bukaake Salad. The epilogue shows the boys fully clothed in period wear of the mid-1970's serving the "Sex Salad" to guests at their own dinner party.

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The quintessential look of a 1970’s era pornstar is displayed in this scene high atop a tree-covered mountain. This iconic styled brunette with a bushy mustache, bell-bottom Levi’s and finely sculpted musculature needs no other help. This bodybuilder with matinee idol good looks will get you off just by pleasuring himself in this gorgeous setting with perfect outdoor lighting and brilliant color. True muscle fans need little or no accessories, and this specimen needs only to fondle his hairy chest, tweek his nipples, and worship every inch of his pumped up body in the warm sun to get you stimulated. He obviously loves his chiseled chest as much as we do because he’s feeling it up as he shoots his milky load on his furry belly.

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"Hotel Sexxx" is certainly not Four Star accommodations, in fact, it's probably a SRO hotel (single room occupancy) in a bad neighborhood where everyone on the floor shares a bathroom. But even low end travelers deserve some peace and quiet at bedtime, but that's not the case for our hero. The hairy little guy with long, long straight hair, pug nose, and chiseled abs looks very much like a young Brad Pitt around the time of "Thelma and Louise".

But while he sits in bed in his underwear, willowy blond hair wisping in the slight breeze, he goes on diligently writing the next great American novel, but gets distracted by the sounds of sex going on in the next room. He puts his ear to the wall, both annoyed and turned on by the thought of spontaneous sex. Damn it, they're making so much noise he can't possibly write the next chapter, so he succumbs to jerking off to the symphony of sex next door.

As we peak into the next room, we find a pair of older, huskier daddies having manly sex in another cheap hotel room. An exterior establishing shot of the hotel inserted at an odd place only helps to confirm the seediness of this location. The two hairy daddies, butt fucking like rabbits,  are completely oblivious when a third man enters the room. The new arrival is a tall, thin black gentleman in a sport coat and tie, which he removes ever so slowly while the other two continue engaging in unprotected anal sex.

But what about our hero, little Brad Pitt? Listening through the wall proves too much for him and he starts to rub his hand on his privates inside his tighty whities. If you have ever had fantasies of watching a young Brad Pitt jerking off, this my be the closest you'll ever come, so that alone might be worth the price of admission!

The three big guys start out all laying on their right shoulders fucking asses. The first cum shot is a copious amount, shot onto the middle guy's side, and them massaged in like lotion. The next cum shots come from a guy who looks disturbingly like comedian David Brenner, followed by the black guy. I was too distracted by the authentic 1970's style watchband on his wrist to notice his performance, though.

The one sad part about this movie is the film seems to run out before we get to see the Brad Pitt look a like shoot his load. No doubt that part got watched so many times the film must have dissolved. There is still a good 11 minutes of film available in the VIP Room in glorious black and white.

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Two blond studmuffins are hanging out at home, decked out in typical 70’s décor including a chain lamp and Boston ferns. Adding a comic element, one is wearing big glasses and reading from classic literature while the other is quietly undressing unnoticed. While the studious one is still reading aloud, the other walks right up and shoves his hard dick in Poindexter’s mouth. That’ll shut him up!

The book, the glasses, and the cardigan sweater soon disappear, and the look-alike long-haired, blond bookends get busy on the couch. Other than the bookworm’s slightly longer hair, both have the same sinewy body, furry chest, and raging hard on. The nerd gets on top first, but they both get their chance. When he shoots his load with the roommate inside him, the nerdy one breaks into a gale of laughter as he releases a lot of pent up tension. He maintains his good humor even while the other guy shoots a load in his face.

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You can purchase this scene on the DVD "Hairy Muscle Daddy Collection" at GayDVD.com.

This scene is all action and no fluff. It's intimate hardcore manly sex between muscular, hairy men in a jail cell. The close-up are so tight, it's difficult to see what's going on beyond the immediate fucking, sucking, and rimming right in your face, but one is a cop.

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For many guys, the image of a "vintage gay porn movie" is exactly like this scene. "Carpenter Daddies" involves three blue collar hairy muscle daddies remodeling a Victorian house in San Francisco. All three are in their mid to late 30's, they have hairy chests, facial hair and bulging muscles. No shaved balls either! This is manly men having manly sex in work clothes and boots.

After taking a Budweiser break, one guy gets the ball rolling by grabbing a beefy daddy's crotch as he opens the fridge. Next thing you know they're sucking on saw horses and fucking on the unfinished floor.

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