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I created a short teaser clip of an obscure little vintage gay porn orgy movie I titled "Fucking Clones". You can read a more detailed review of the movie here, but you would probably prefer to see a sample first. Upon watching this free preview clip once more I noticed something I hadn't seen before. The guy in the turtleneck looks exactly like Kurt Hummel (the gay kid) from Glee! I must warn you though. If you click the link to Chris Colfer (aka Kurt Hummel) on IMDB.com you find out what year he was born. Scary.

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I just scanned a magazine from the 1960's called "69 Sunset Strip", which was probably an homage to the popular TV series "77 Sunset Strip" which ran on ABC from 1958-1964. The introduction to the magazine says,

"The 1920's Gingerbread style apartment house at 69 Sunset Strip has to be the swingingest, gayest 10 stories in West Hollywood, or anywhere. It counts among its tenants artists and actors (the retired superstar dating from the silents), insurance executives who spend their evenings in Western or leather togs (one has redecorated his bedroom dungeon style), a model agency, three transvestites, and two cock photographers. The parade of handsome males past the rococo lobby's potted palms equals the crowd at West Hollywood's popular gay bars, just over on Santa Monica Blvd."

Why did they choose to parody "77 Sunset Strip", the prototype for private detective shows in the late 50's and early 60's starring Efram Zimbalist, Jr.? My guess is the blond guy (see top photo) resembles Edd "Kookie" Byrnes, who was a major male sex symbol at the time. Next door to the fictional detective agency at 77 Sunset Strip was a restaurant called Dino's, and IMDB says,

"Seen often was Dino's parking lot attendant, a gangling, jive-talking youth named Kookie (Edd Byrnes), who longed to be a private detective himself and who often helped Stu and Jeff on their cases. Kookie provided comic relief for the series, and his "Kookie-isms" became a trademark... But it was Edd Byrnes' character of Kookie who caught the public's fancy and propelled the show into the top ten. In the first telecast of the 1959-1960 season he helped Stu Bailey catch a jewel thief by staging a revue, in which he sang a novelty song called,"Kookie, Kookie, Lend Me Your Comb". The song was released on record as a duet between Byrnes and Connie Stevens(who also starred on another Warner Bros. detective series,"Hawaiian Eye",which was on the same network), became a smash hit making Byrnes' character of Kookie, the "Fonzie" of his day, making him a very popular celebrity."

"Edd found escape from family problems at the movies and at the gym, where he developed an athletic body. At age 17 he was approached by a man who offered to take free "physique" photos of him. According to Edd's 1996 autobiography, "Kookie No More", this led to a few years of "hustling" older, well-to-do men, despite the fact that Edd was heterosexual. One of these men acted as Edd's mentor, introducing him to fashion and culture and encouraging his hopes for an acting career."

"Viewers quoted his dialog, ("Baby, you're the ginchiest!"), and young males imitated the way he wielded his ever-present comb. His fan mail soon reached an astonishing 15,000 letters a week and his single with Connie Stevens, "Kookie, Kookie, Lend Me Your Comb", became a top-5 hit. The hip-talking, hair-combing image clung to him, however, and Edd felt he lost the lead in PT 109 (1963) because President John F. Kennedy didn't want to be played by "Kookie." A few more movies and TV appearances followed, but his career had passed its peak before he turned 30."

"In 1975, Merv Griffin hired Edd to host a new game-show called "Wheel of Fortune" (1975/I). Two half-hour pilots were filmed. NBC bought the show but didn't want Byrnes as host. Griffin replaced him with Chuck Woolery (who was later replaced with Pat Sajak)."

I was old enough to remember the song, and even old enough to think he was kinda hot, but all that. I remember the mannerisms of him combing that hair caught on, and pocket combs became a necessary accessory to carry at all times.

"69 Sunset Strip" (the magazine) has three pairs of hot young guys that supposedly represent the swinging residents of the gay old building. The photos and action are so hot, I actually had to look at it again before I noticed that there is no penetration! It's that hot! There are 75 very sharp, clear images (sorry, just shy of 77...) mostly in black and white, available to VIP Members.

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"Hotel Sexxx" is certainly not Four Star accommodations, in fact, it's probably a SRO hotel (single room occupancy) in a bad neighborhood where everyone on the floor shares a bathroom. But even low end travelers deserve some peace and quiet at bedtime, but that's not the case for our hero. The hairy little guy with long, long straight hair, pug nose, and chiseled abs looks very much like a young Brad Pitt around the time of "Thelma and Louise".

But while he sits in bed in his underwear, willowy blond hair wisping in the slight breeze, he goes on diligently writing the next great American novel, but gets distracted by the sounds of sex going on in the next room. He puts his ear to the wall, both annoyed and turned on by the thought of spontaneous sex. Damn it, they're making so much noise he can't possibly write the next chapter, so he succumbs to jerking off to the symphony of sex next door.

As we peak into the next room, we find a pair of older, huskier daddies having manly sex in another cheap hotel room. An exterior establishing shot of the hotel inserted at an odd place only helps to confirm the seediness of this location. The two hairy daddies, butt fucking like rabbits,  are completely oblivious when a third man enters the room. The new arrival is a tall, thin black gentleman in a sport coat and tie, which he removes ever so slowly while the other two continue engaging in unprotected anal sex.

But what about our hero, little Brad Pitt? Listening through the wall proves too much for him and he starts to rub his hand on his privates inside his tighty whities. If you have ever had fantasies of watching a young Brad Pitt jerking off, this my be the closest you'll ever come, so that alone might be worth the price of admission!

The three big guys start out all laying on their right shoulders fucking asses. The first cum shot is a copious amount, shot onto the middle guy's side, and them massaged in like lotion. The next cum shots come from a guy who looks disturbingly like comedian David Brenner, followed by the black guy. I was too distracted by the authentic 1970's style watchband on his wrist to notice his performance, though.

The one sad part about this movie is the film seems to run out before we get to see the Brad Pitt look a like shoot his load. No doubt that part got watched so many times the film must have dissolved. There is still a good 11 minutes of film available in the VIP Room in glorious black and white.

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VIP Members can enjoy a very special treat! I have some very rare footage of Joe D'allesandro in a hardcore gay sex scene. Joe is the bottom in this movie, and there is no doubt he is clearly enjoying himself while getting fucked in the ass bareback. Though he denies ever appearing in a gay porn movie, the proof is in the pudding, and there is no mistaking that "Little Joe" tattoo on his shoulder.

In this hardcore clip you see Joe D'allesandro rimming a guy's ass, sucking his dick, then getting fucked laying on his belly. If you think he was just fucked up and coerced against his will, think again. From there he gets on top and sits on the giant cock bouncing up and down on it. It ends with Joe and the hot guy with the goatee snuggling tenderly and giggling like schoolgirls. I'd say no one was coerced there!

I got to see a screening of a new biography about Joe D'allesandro and Little Joe himself was there in person! Watching that movie taught me a lot about Joe D'allesandro and the whole Andy Warhol gang I didn't know.

"Little Joe" was a big hit at this year's Frameline LGBT Film Festival, the biography of Joe D'allesandro, the legendary pinup boy of the 60's and 70's.

During the screening, there were a couple times the bf clutched his pearls and gasped at the beauty that was young Joe D'allesandro. Short haired, long haired, posed or natural, the camera just loved him, as well as an entire generation of gay men jerking off to his image. And best of all, Little Joe himself showed up at the screening! In fact, on the way out, he walked right past me within arm's length! I'm swooning!

Some little known facts I learned:

-Joe D'allesandro is much shorter than I thought.

-At over 60 years old, he has an excellent colorist. His hair does not look dyed at all, but obviously it is.

-He appeared in over 50 movies, mostly in Europe, and he had top billing in many of them.

-He met Andy Warhol by a friend bringing him to a party that turned out to be a filming. At the time, Andy's film making method was to sit next to the camera and read the paper while a bunch of cute boys and girls would just talk about anything they wanted. Andy would just turn the camera on or off when he felt like it. Since everything was so loose, they just grabbed cute little Joe and put him in the movie.

-Over the years, Joe continually asked Paul Morrissey, (Andy's director), why he was always asked to be naked in movies with drag queens. (Duh! Paul Morrissey is gay! That's why!)

-I knew that Joe D'allesandro had done nude modeling for Athletic Model Guild at some point, but I didn't know it actually preceded working with Warhol. I also didn't know he posed for AMG when is was only 16! The film clip above is the movie "Flesh" which kind of explains the improv style of film making. In it, Jackie Curtis and Candy Darling are reading vintage Hollywood gossip magazines while Joe is getting a blowjob. I am also waiting for a friend to bring me a clip of Joe D'allesandro's only hardcore gay scene. Though he denies having made a hardcore gay movie, it does exist and and I will be bringing it to you asap.

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