It never ceases to amaze me how many down right stupid sex toys are available today. And it never ceases to amaze me how many stupid people are out there to buy that stuff and then don’t know what to do with it. The Derrick and Romaine Show on Sirius radio devote a good portion of the week answering the same stupid question, “How do I go about sticking a piece of rubber into my ass?”
But then I got a copy of this vintage gay porn magazine called “Peter Pillow”. I bought it cause I liked the graphics, not knowing what the magazine was about. Turns out, “Peter Pillow” is not a person’s name, it’s the name of a sex toy from the 1970’s. And get this, it’s a throw cushion for the couch that looks like a pair of pants, and when you unzip it, a dildo comes out! Get it now? The Peter Pillow!
The entire magazine, with photos and written description, is a demonstration manual on how to properly use The Peter Pillow! Wow! I was already sold on the shag carpet, brocade couch, and retro-futuristic wall paper, but then they bring out dildo cushions in hot pink and avocado green! Oh my, I think I need to lie down…
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Tags: 1970's, Facial Hair, Humor, Interior Desecration, Long hair, Style Points
