Archive for September, 2010

Pretty 1970’s Boys in “Make”

Tuesday, September 21st, 2010 by admin

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I don’t know where the title Make came from, but this magazine features two very pretty boys from the early 1970’s.

-Are they “on the make”, as in they’re horny fuckers? If so, it sounds more like a 1940’s crime novel than 70’s porn.

-Are they making love? (No, only women “make love”. Men fuck. Even women in porn don’t “make love”. They get fucked. Hard.)

-Are they making it up as they go along? Probably. Quickie sex, quickie porn. Here today, gone tomorrow. Lost in the trash until I re-discovered it.

The curly haired guy is really cute and has a perfectly formed fuzzy butt. (You’ll see that in the VIP Room!) The other has a bit of a furry chest and curved dick that is thick and hard.

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Sexy New Neighbor

Friday, September 17th, 2010 by admin

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There were a lot of cheap Spanish-style apartment building put up in Southern California in the late 60’s and early 70’s. Most of those old cracker boxes either got major upgrades in the late 80’s and early 90’s or else they look pretty ugly these days. No one wants to live in them. The gay aesthetic either trends toward Art Deco, Victorian or ultra modern. True 70’s style is really frowned upon as out of date.

“Sexy New Neighbor” takes place in one of those ugly stucco monstrosities with open stairways and wooden railings. The movie begins with a cute guy (smoking a cigarette, of course) wandering down the dark hallway and spots a cute neighbor up on the next floor. The new guy is in a super tight white tshirt and super tight white Levi’s. He’s got dark curly hair that is slicked down like he’s on his way to an audition for Grease or Happy Days. (Hmm. Struggling actor resorts to working in porn in 1970’s LA while the biggest hits on Broadway and TV take place in the 50’s? Oddly enough, it’s very plausible.)

The instigator of this menage-to-be motions to him to come down and they walk over to an apartment to be greeted by a comely young lad wearing nothing but a red mesh bikini. (I certainly walk around my house everyday like that, don’t you?) The host offers to open a bottle of wine, but first guy pushes it away, choosing to paw his taut chest and abs instead. He encourages the new neighbor to join in the foreplay to the delight of the host. They soon move the scene to the bedroom.

In the period decor bedroom, the three engage in a lot of oral sex, timidly at first, but the horny lads warm up quickly. The climax comes when the new neighbor gets the pleasure of butt fucking the willing host while the instigator of it all slobbers cum in the face of the hostess with the mostest.

The scene above takes place in the kitchen showing the slow, extended foreplay that leads to the big bedroom action. The entire 14 minute scene is available in the VIP Room.

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Go Guys Ahoy!

Thursday, September 16th, 2010 by admin

Go Guys vintage beefcake porn

The magazine is “Go Guys”, and it’s a vintage gay porn a-go-go! Every page is a gem. Several Style Points awarded to this rare example of a lifestyle/beefcake magazine from the early 1960’s. It was just added to the VIP Room, and you’re gonna love it! See that teddy bear? He has a page dedicated to him, too. Stop back later this week for more samples here on the blog.

For those with a graphics arts background, the sepia-tone on black and white is how the page was scanned – I didn’t adjust it in Photoshop. The process of tinting black and white photos was all hand-colored with a special crayon-like stick to give that gorgeous hue.

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Frank Zappa Goes Green

Thursday, September 16th, 2010 by admin

Frank Zappa

Frank Zappa was a musical genius with a sense of humor. He was also ahead of his time, and in a few more years, he will be even more respected for his musical composition and early use of electronic gadgets.

I added his picture to this vintage gay porn site not only because I was a big fan and the picture is decidedly weird, but I also believe in the the old adage, “BIG NOSE, BIG HOSE”.

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“Sex In Public Toilets Turns Me On”

Wednesday, September 15th, 2010 by admin

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A nineteen year old homosexual tells a true story. See more in the VIP Room.

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Glory Hole – 70’s Porn Zine?

Monday, September 13th, 2010 by admin

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I’ve seen a lot of vintage porn magazines, and this one seems like it was put together with love. More of a zine than a get-rich exploitation magazine we’re accustomed to. I have nothing to back up that statement, but it looks a bit more home made and edgy, plus it included comics and original art work, so there was some care put into it.

And as for the boy in glasses… anybody who ever had a crush on a sexy nerd is going to whip out their credit card for that one!

You can see the “Glory Hole” magazine scanned in the VIP Room.

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More Double-Teamed Sailor

Sunday, September 12th, 2010 by admin

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After viewing the trailer, you can join the VIP Room to see the whole movie, but here is a plot summary:

Picking up where we left off with the mysterious faux-sailor stalking a quiet suburban neighborhood, the boys enter the house to allow the sailor to shower. (Wasn’t he already wet from the hose? Wasn’t that why he was invited in?

While he’s drying off and parting his non-regulation haircut, please take note of two full shelves of men’s cologne in the background. (How many men these days have even one bottle of cologne?) Abs boy walks in while the bathroom door is open, sees him naked, and is overcome with lust. It’s slow and seductive, but in no time, he’s got the Navy boy’s dick in his mouth.

As the scene gets heated they decide to move it to the bedroom. Taking sailor boy by the hand they enter what looks like Liberace’s bedroom and find a beautiful round ass sleeping on the bed. The butt cheeks are tenderly caressed to arouse him from his sleep. The sleeper sees the naked roommate and the mysterious stranger, and it brings a smile to his peachfuzz mustache.

Abs boy pushes the sailor and his raging hard-on right into the waiting mouth of the roommate, and the dance commences. From here it’s hard to tell who is doing what to whom, but they swap blowjobs, and stick their dicks into each one another’s butt holes, with a finale side-by-side ejaculations.

Hard cocks, firm natural bodies, outstanding abs, good camera work, fucking, sucking, rimming and a goofy plot. What’s not to love!

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Double-Teamed Sailor

Friday, September 10th, 2010 by admin

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This preview clip is footage that most people just skip over to get to the hardcore stuff but I think it’s quaint and funny! It’s the opening segment of a movie I just added to the VIP Room called “Double-Teamed Sailor”. (The segment is actually longer and even more awkward in the full movie!)

A sailor finds himself wandering a quiet suburban neighborhood with no traffic and no pedestrians. For some unknown reason, he’s standing alone with one leg perched on top a fire hydrant waiting for someone or something. He gets impatient and crosses two corners walking past a hot young stud watering his lawn wearing hot pants.

This is where it gets good, but first a few rhetorical questions.

Why is the “sailor” hanging out there? Why is an active duty sailor allowed to have hair grown over his ears? Why are his pants so short they don’t cover his ankles? And most importantly, how on earth did the guy in hot pants gets those amazing abs?

Moving on, the abs boy doesn’t notice the sailor when he steps on something barefoot and accidentally points the hose at him. Horrors! His uniform got wet, oh no! Quick, come into the house, Mister strange-looking sailor stalking the neighborhood so you can take off those wet clothes. You wouldn’t want those bell bottom pants to shrink any shorter than they already are!

As you can predict, the party starts when they go indoors and meet the roommate. Join the VIP Room and take  a look at “Double-Teamed Sailor” for more fun.

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Gay-ish Looking Schlitz Beer Ad

Friday, September 10th, 2010 by admin

Schlitz Beer

Not only is it important to know your porn history, it’s important to know your beer history, too. As you know the four basic food groups are: chocolate, pot, beer and porn.

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The Joseph Schlitz Brewing Company was an American brewery based in Milwaukee, Wisconsin and was once the largest producer of beer in the world. Its namesake beer, Schlitz, was known as “The beer that made Milwaukee famous” and was famously advertised with the slogan “When you’re out of Schlitz, you’re out of beer”.[1] Schlitz first became the world’s top beer producer in 1902 and enjoyed that status at several points during the first half of the twentieth century, exchanging the claim with Anheuser-Busch multiple times during the 1950s.[2]

The company was founded by August Krug in 1849 but acquired by Joseph Schlitz in 1858.[3] Schlitz would eventually be bought by Stroh Brewery Company in 1982, and subsequently be sold again along with the rest of Stroh’s assets to the Pabst Brewing Company in 1999.

After a several decade period of decline Pabst reintroduced the original Schlitz beer in 2008, back-formulated to recapture the brew’s taste before over-competitive zeal caused the original to be changed.

A reformulated late ’60s style beer was reintroduced in relatively small quantities in 2008 before being rolled out nationally. Schlitz has benefited from a resurgence of so-called Old School beers like Pabst Blue Ribbon and Blatz, and also placement in trendy movies like Dead Drunk.

Warren Beatty – Dreamboat

Tuesday, September 7th, 2010 by admin

Warren Beatty

Who is this hunka hunka man in the button-down shirt, v-neck collar, pompadour hairdo drinking a smart cocktail?

Is he one of those dreamy posing strap boys from 1960’s physique magazines? No, it’s Hollywood actor/director Warren Beatty in his younger dreamboat years. Did you know he is also Shirley MacLaine’s brother?

Did you also know that at one time Warren Beatty considered running for Governor of California? Imagine. An actor as Governor of California??? Ridiculous!

Oops. Happened twice already… Okay, let’s skip the politics and look at some real guys in posing straps.