Archive for May, 2010

Crimes of Fashion – 1970’s Style

Friday, May 7th, 2010 by admin

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The more I look at this magazine, “Hustler” (the male version, no relation), the more subtleties I see. This is in some ways the most stylish gay porn magazine I’ve ever seen! I’ve already blogged extensively about the wallpaper, the bedsheets, and the page layout. This time I was going to write about just the clothes, but there is sooo much more to drool about. Read on. 

 

But what about the clothes? In a word, delicious. Look at that lamb’s wool vest. Sonny Bono made those vests famous along with the matching fur boots. But don’t stare at it for too long cause in 30 years you might wrap yourself around a tree while skiing just like poor old Sonny did. (BTW, was Sonny Bono sacrificed for bad fashion or for being a Republican? Hmm.)

 

Beyond the vest we see both budding porn stars wearing the same style collarless shirt with zipper and a big round pull tab. I had one of those shirts, too. In brown. And don’t forget the jeans with bleach spots! I remember having to put bleach spots on my own jeans because you couldn’t buy them in stores that way until sometime in the 1980’s. 

 

But let’s look closely at the rest of this 1970’s fashionable gay porn tableau. Besides the fashion disasters, there is also the velvet couch, a look that never really goes out of style, I guess. But prior to the 1970’s you’d only see velvet couches in whore houses. The carpet is not shag, but it’s green sculptured carpet that was almost de rigueur in the day. (My sister chose the same color and pattern in three different residences during that period.)

 

Moving on, posters pinned to the wall were never allowed prior to the hippie days of the 70’s either. The chain lamp is a nice touch. (I have one just like it in the basement.) But the one iconic item that I almost missed is the velvet painting on the wall! Score! I think we have a winner here!

 

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Sexy 70’s Fashion Necessity – Leisure Suit

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Grease Monkeys and Packard Hot Rods

Thursday, May 6th, 2010 by admin

“Is that a giant hood ornament or are you glad to see me?”

 

Tell me this. Is the grease monkey in this 1970’s gay porn magazine copying an iconic tough guy style from the 1950’s of tight jeans and white t-shirt or is he copying Fonzie from Happy Days? 

 

Whatever. Style points awarded to these two sexy grease monkeys in a junkyard full of big, bulbous cars from the 1950’s. Packards, in fact. This is my kind of porn. I hope it’s yours, too.

 

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Astrology and Heavenly Nude Males

Wednesday, May 5th, 2010 by admin

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Here’s another couple of teaser shots from a magazine I added to the Vintage Bareback VIP Room titled, “Hunks”. It’s a series of softcore photos of nude bodybuilders and muscle guys from the 1970’s that somehow gets related to Astrological signs. Sounds pretty astro-illogical to me!

 

But why not? Nobody reads the crap written between the pretty pictures in gay porn magazines anyway. You might as well copy some nonsense gibberish from some obscure Zodiac book to help fill up space. But wait! I’m sure there’s some wise advise below, tucked in above that heaving mass of muscle and hair posing naked below.

 

“Those solid hunks under the Scorpio and Pisces signs provide fun and games but deeper feelings are possible with a Taurus or a Virgo. Aries and Libra aren’t worth your trouble  – while Capricorn is the pits!”

 

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Muscle Hunks and the Zodiac

Wednesday, May 5th, 2010 by admin

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Hunk Magazine, billed as, “A photographic survey of handsome and hard-muscled males, viewed against the background of their astrological signs.”, probably didn’t make enough of a splash to warrant any printing beyond Volume One, Issue One. I wonder why? Was it because they ran out of astrological signs the first time around? We certainly haven’t run  out of handsome and hard-muscled males. 

 

It was a nice try, but the marriage of naked muscle men and the Zodiac goes together like peanut butter and oysters. Both are fine alone, but not together. But let’s play along and read about the traits of the Sagittarius Man: “An Arian or Leo can turn you on… but Librans and Aquarians are are dyn-O-mite! Steer clear of dudes born under Virgo and Pisces. Gemini has no idea where your head is at!”

 

If you’ve gotten this far, I know where your head is at – looking at the big hunka Sagittari-ASS below! Look at the Moon Sign on that bubba!

 

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More Hustler Style – The Gay Kind

Tuesday, May 4th, 2010 by admin

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Since I got a lot of responses (laughter included) about the fun, fabulous examples of high style from the gay porn magazine I just added to the VIP Room entitled “Hustler”, I will give you some more teasers.

 

Did you like the sheets and gaudy page layouts so far? How about checking out the wallpaper this time? I remember having this same pattern of chubby naked women on my shower curtains back in the late 1970’s. The shower curtain came with the apartment, and I simply had to keep it. That pattern was prevalent in a lot of different fabrics and household items at the time. It was also very scandalous to sell that anything with naked women in places like K-Mart and Sears, but it happened.

 

See for yourself why I love the style of clothing, wallpaper, page layouts, and bedsheets. Oh, and did I mention the chain lamp, too? It’s not to be missed!

 

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Hot Rods and Hot RODS

Monday, May 3rd, 2010 by admin

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Okay, this is where I am obliged to insert a generic pun referring to penises as “hot rods”. Got it. Yeah, brilliant. Would have never thought of it.

 

Moving on. I have a couple vintage gay porn magazines that I assume is part of a “Hot Rods” series. This one takes place at a location that I’m sure does not exist anymore anywhere – a junkyard of all Packard automobiles. 

 

Packards were regarded as the premier American luxury car from it’s early beginnings in 1899 until the end of WWII. Packard reacted to the Depression of the 1930’s by building cars that were even more opulent and continued to lead the luxury car market, even while switching to airplane engines during the war. Their slow demise began with a series of bad management decisions, but by the time the company was taken over by lowly low-end Studebaker in the late 1950’s, the end was near. 

 

Unlike most porn consumers, I enjoyed looking at the cars in this magazine almost as much as the boys. But that’s just me. Cars and boys are often a girl’s downfall. And speaking of boys, check out the body on that dark haired grease monkey! I’d like to take a spin on his hot rod.

 

(Did I really write that hackneyed pun? Ugh. My sense of humor is headed straight for the junkyard – a Studebaker junkyard!)

 

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Examples of Style in the 1970’s

Saturday, May 1st, 2010 by admin

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I just added a magazine called “Hustler” (no, not THAT Hustler!) to the Vintage Bareback VIP Room. I think this magazine should win some sort of award for style. Gosh, where do I begin? I guess it can be broken down into four areas of style: clothing, wallpaper, bedsheets, and page layout. Each area has things that make this magazine very, er, special

 

I’m going to start with the bedsheets. Oh, do I long for the days when designers were given free reign to create bold, outrageous fabric patterns simply for the exercise of going one step further than anyone else – and in colors not found in nature. These patterned checked sheets were considered tasteful at the time, but today, even Walmart wouldn’t carry them. Personally, I think they’re awesome, but unless you’re shooting porn, who even sees your sheets anyway?

 

The magazine has faded so much it’s hard to tell what color the sheets are supposed to be. The pillows look like black and purple, but the rest looks like either blue with brown or blue with green. Either way, those color combinations are back in style today!

 

Both these pages also give examples of 1970’s style in the area of magazine page layout, too. Notice the use of filigree and fleur de lys pasted to the page for no other reason than… I don’t know. Time Magazine should do more of that instead of so much text. Who really reads that stuff anyway?

 

Stay tuned for more samples of frighteningly fabulous style from Hustler Magazine (the good Hustler) over the next few days. Or better yet, just join the VIP Room and see for yourself. Comments gladly accepted.

 

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