This video not only goes into the category of the very rarest vintage gay porn movies, but I’d also classify it in the “What The Fuck Is Going On Here?” section. When I got this movie on 8mm film, it was in a plain white box with no printing or identification. There’s no titles and not even any kind of intelligible reference etched into the leader of the film. Judging by the props, clothing style and film stock I would guess this was shot in the early 60’s, mostly because the mop-top haircut which would place in the early Beatlemania era. It was shot in black and white, I didn’t make any color corrections. Again, I feel it my duty to rescue these gay porn oddities for future generations.
By the nature of the so-called “action” it’s clear that this was one of the underground “smokers” that was all tease with just a hint of nudity, but no erection. When you think about it, coming up with an idea to titillate with no sound and just a naked man would be rather difficult if he’s not allowed to get hard or touch his genitals. Plus, it was all experimental, so no one really knew what worked and what didn’t.
In the 15 minute clip available in the VIP Room, a husky blond guy with long wavy hair and walrus mustache gets woken up by his clock radio. He sits up in bed to show his nakedness, then proceeds to light up his pipe. I know a lot of stoners that love to wake-and-bake, and anyone who smokes cigarettes looks forward to their first fag of the day, but how many contemporary men use pipe tobacco anymore?
By today’s standards, the model looks rather chubby, but with a hairless chest, he wouldn’t qualify in the bear category. He begins a rather clumsy set of calisthenics, which would explain the spare tire around his middle. It’s so absurd it’s comical, especially when I noticed how much he resembles Captain Kangaroo! (Oh-oh, there’s a hard-on killer right there!)
In a complete reversal of most porn, the plot continues with him putting ON clothes rather than taking them off. After putting on his black socks, white boxer shorts, net t-shirt and high-rise slacks, the scene ends abruptly when he gets fully dressed, probably because they ran out of film.
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Tags: 1960's, Humor, Mustache, Smooth Chest, Transferred from 8mm film
